Super User Teal Posted May 10, 2013 Super User Posted May 10, 2013 We've all heard the old joke about a guy calling certain girl(s) a moped because like mopeds they are fun to ride but you dont tell your friends about them.... well ive been thinking, we all have our little mopeds - metaphorically speaking. My moped- Milwaukees Best Light, if im gonna drink a few at the house by myself or while in my shop tinkering, its normally the cheap beer....and i like it. But out in public or picnics, its bbudlight.....go figure
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 10, 2013 Super User Posted May 10, 2013 Well it definitely ain't fat chicks. This ride has a weight limit. If you look like you should be floating in the sky with a basket that is carrying people in it tied under you then there is a problem. Let's see, my mopeds.... Some of Smiley Cyrus' songs. Hey some are kinda catchy. I used to be a nerd in elementary school and middle school. Don't get me wrong I was NEVER a dork! I was always reading and studying things. Still do, and still not a dork. Plus those smoking hot nerdy girls loved me. I sometimes enjoy going shopping with my wife. Even if I know I'm not gonna get anything. I will admit I'm partial to watching some of the shows on Disney. Even if my son is not watching them. I have driven a moped before. I collect jewelry and old money. Especially if it is iced out. I like diamonds more than most women. Maybe its my ADHD I'm not sure. I oil and clean my hand tools weekly. I'm VERY OCD about my tools. Now for the all time biggest. I like rocking a man thong. I can't help but marvel at how awesome I look. Especially with my massive muscles. I love being a narcissist. 1
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 10, 2013 Super User Posted May 10, 2013 Not much of an upgrade..... What don't feel like sharing?
Super User slonezp Posted May 10, 2013 Super User Posted May 10, 2013 What don't feel like sharing? After reading the thong comment??? You killed the thread before it got a start. I wear my life on my sleeve. Nothing to hide. I'll think about it but don't get your hopes up. EDIT: I'm a freeballer. Does that count? 2
Super User deaknh03 Posted May 10, 2013 Super User Posted May 10, 2013 After reading the thong comment??? You killed the thread before it got a start. I wear my life on my sleeve. Nothing to hide. I'll think about it but don't get your hopes up. EDIT: I'm a freeballer. Does that count? I used to own 1 pair of underwear, for doctors visits. That was 20 years ago, I've been a freeballer since 8th grade. 1
Super User Teal Posted May 11, 2013 Author Super User Posted May 11, 2013 Thong comment caused me to vommit my Milwaukees best. 2
scrutch Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 You lost me at man thong....Uh, yeah, TMI. I'm scarred by that mental picture.And freeballin is just a matter of heat and cooling. No drawers from May through October. 1
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 11, 2013 Super User Posted May 11, 2013 ROFLMAO!! Awwwwww come on guys. I'm not sure they make thongs in my size.
dave Posted May 14, 2013 Posted May 14, 2013 Worst thread ever. Man thong? free balling? Really men? Really? 1
derekxec Posted May 14, 2013 Posted May 14, 2013 banana hammocks and free balling the hell are you people up to lol
Super User deaknh03 Posted May 14, 2013 Super User Posted May 14, 2013 ROFLMAO!! Awwwwww come on guys. I'm not sure they make thongs in my size. They dont have to be your size, they have to be the size down.
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 14, 2013 Super User Posted May 14, 2013 They dont have to be your size, they have to be the size down. Pretty sure they dont make em that size either.
Super User flyfisher Posted May 15, 2013 Super User Posted May 15, 2013 Certain things shouldn't be made in certain sizes....mini skirts, yoga pants and man thongs in ANY size.....
fadetoblack21 Posted May 15, 2013 Posted May 15, 2013 YEAH I'M FREEEEEE. . . FREE BALLIN'. . . . . Couldn't help myself. . . This guy owns 3 pair of undies. . . for the 3 days a week I work. During Missouri summers things get steamy pretty quick down under, freeballin all the way during the summer.
Super User clayton86 Posted May 15, 2013 Super User Posted May 15, 2013 Certain things shouldn't be made in certain sizes....mini skirts, yoga pants and man thongs in ANY size..... Are you saying you don't like yoga pants or mini skirts!?!? Yoga pants have got to be one of the greatest inventions EVER now if your talking bout farm animals wearing such items then yes I agree.
derekxec Posted May 15, 2013 Posted May 15, 2013 man i dont know how you people free ball i had to do it one time and i was afraid to zip my junk up and having no nice cotton between my pants and me is just not comfortable...but i dont wear boxers when im going swimming
Super User clayton86 Posted May 15, 2013 Super User Posted May 15, 2013 Iv always gone commando since like the 10th grade the only time I don't is when I'm wearing gym shorts. My moped is I drink them new bud light line straw-ber-rita things they are sooooo good so what they are strawberry flavored beer. They are small they fit in your pocket nicely and it's 2 beers in the one small can perfect for loading your pockets and going bull head fishing....
Super User clayton86 Posted May 15, 2013 Super User Posted May 15, 2013 Pretty sure they dont make em that size either. You just squeeze into your wife's don't you
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