Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 * ATD- At the Doctor's* BFF - Best Friends Funeral* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth* CBM- Covered by Medicare* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center* DWI- Driving While Incontinent* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low* GHA - Got Heartburn Again* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out* LOL- Living on Lipitor* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas* TOT- Texting on Toilet* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) 4 Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 Great ones! Thanks for sharing and putting a smile on my face. Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 LOL ~ ! No wait not that one - the other one . . . .. When I first started reading these I thought these we something I needed to know - And before you guys lay it on me - I know - I do. How about ~ TDAMR - The Dog Ate My Rug. A-Jay Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 Yuck it up kiddos. Your day will come, if you're lucky. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 The wisdom of age. http://www.likeablequotes.com/blog/10-best-quotes-by-the-old-man-from-pawn-stars/ Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted March 29, 2013 Super User Posted March 29, 2013 over looked the obvious one = IFAICGU (see who figures it out) I am Not Happy that I know this But ~ "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up ! A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 29, 2013 Author Super User Posted March 29, 2013 I am Not Happy that I know this But ~ "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up ! A-Jay ROFL...I had a feeling you were gonna come up with the answer. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 30, 2013 Super User Posted March 30, 2013 I am Not Happy that I know this But ~ "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up ! A-Jay I almost wet myself when I read this! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 30, 2013 Super User Posted March 30, 2013 I'm gonna use some of those! LOL Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted March 30, 2013 Global Moderator Posted March 30, 2013 Just don't know about you Kid's!! Mike Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted April 1, 2013 Super User Posted April 1, 2013 I'm LOL right now. Good one. Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted April 2, 2013 Super User Posted April 2, 2013 WDYKMRRA! The first member under sixty who deciphers the acronym wins an all-expense-paid, one-way trip to Burkina Fasso. Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted April 2, 2013 Author Super User Posted April 2, 2013 C'mon A-Jay! No need to feel embarrassed... Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 3, 2013 Super User Posted April 3, 2013 Hmmm, no takers on Long Mike's acronym? Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted April 4, 2013 Super User Posted April 4, 2013 WDYKMRRA! The first member under sixty who deciphers the acronym wins an all-expense-paid, one-way trip to Burkina Fasso. What do you know Mike's rectal regugitator aspirated Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 4, 2013 Super User Posted April 4, 2013 Oh I get it. IJHAPC I Just Had A Prostate Check ~ Quote
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