Best Prank Ever!

[clayton86]

Ok most you know I just had my gallbladder out. Well there are the 4 incisions on my belly each individually bandaged up........

My mom is on a cruise and has no idea what happend soooooooo I took a pic of the wounds with an attached email I got car jacked and stabbed.

Same pic has also been forwarded to all my army buddies with the same or similar message oh man the replies iv gotten this is hilarious though laughing hurts a little but I'm a genius lol.

[Nitrofreak]

You didn't !!!!

 

LMAO !!!

 

Your mom is going to kill you, you know that right?

[Teal]

Dude that is so wrong.

[llPa1nll]

Oh that is good that is real good.

[clayton86]

Yup I did it all my buddy's are wanting to go beat some dude up lmao. I just get 1 reply and set it straight what really happend but man is this funny and yes I know my mom is gonna kill me lol

[Jigfishn10]

ROFL...OH man, do that to your buddies, never to your mother...LOL

[clayton86]

She should be used to it we do stuff like that to her all the time. I have cop friends that have called her telling her I'm in jail or something crazy

[MCS]

LOL man that is good.

[clayton86]

My latest was to a gun nut buddy told him cuz of the new 7rnd law in NY I was reloading when the bad guy had a full 10 and shot me themextra times.... He didn't fall for it though lol oh well stabbing seems more believable I guess. I'm running out of people in my contacts to prank with it lol.

[flippin and pitchin]

It's amazing how a little morphine effects your judgement.  You may be back in the hospital before you know it.  Stop pushing the darn plunger boy!!! Four incisions ????  There should only have been three. If you set the metal detector off you'll know why.  Glad you are felling better Clayton !  

[clayton86]

Iv actually had very very little pain meds. Iv had 1 pill and that wa after I started the prank I feel fine been up walkin the halls chatting with the nurses and other patients I'm off the IV now for the past idk 3 or 4 hours iv been joking im gonna start doin suicides down the hallway or sit ups to get all this air still in there out.....they told me no

[Teal]

Suicides huh?... id say you committed suicide when you sent that email to your mom.

[clayton86]

Haha yeah she knew my sister called her yesterday before they left key west and told her I knew she was supposed to be out of US what ever for her phone by today she's in grand caymen now I think.

I told my sister when she stoped in she said "nice try I already told her u were here" ruined all the fun on that one.

[detroit1]

Really? Funny?

[mrmacwvu1]

You need to watch My Name Is Earl

 

 

Karma

[Raider Nation Fisher]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

That is too dang funny. Probably funniest thing I hace heard all week. Mad props mad props.

[ww2farmer]

Good one............I was never that clever, nor did we have phones that took and sent pictures (at least me) back in the mid 90's when I accumulated all my surgery scars. I have one big very noticable one on the top of my left hand from a cow kicking my arm into a metal rod that held the milking machine hose and busting the top of my hand wide open when I was 19 .Every once in a while some one whom I have not known for long asks me how I got it, and I tell them exactly how I got it, and they all think I am kidding and say "no c'mon, how did you really get it" and I tell them.........."ok if you can keep a secret.........I used to rob banks in Florida 20 years ago, and got it in a shoot out with the cops, thats why I am in NY now, on the lamb, no keep your mouth shut". A few guys have turned white pretty quick, one of witch was a guy I went to school with who should have know better, because he has known me a long time. Eventually I bust out laughing and tell them it really was from a cow.

[clayton86]

Some of you guys need a sense of humor. Iv been suck here since Sunday morning I need something to entertain myself. There finally letting me go home I'm glad I hate hospitals.