Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 19, 2013 Super User Posted January 19, 2013 I had plans of taking my wife on a date last weekend. We were going to go see The Hobit, which she picked over Lincoln and Gjango Unchained . I was looking for showtimes when I noticed an advertisement for Andrew "the Diceman" Clay. I asked her if she wanted to go see him at the comedy club. The wife had no clue who he was so I enlightened her by singing Hickory Dickery Doc and Old Mother Hubbard. The look on her face was priceless . I showed her a picture of the Diceman and let her listen to a segment on YouTube, she was like "No ____ way!" Fast forward to lastnight. A contestant on American Idol had a very bad stutter problem, but he didn't stutter when he sang. I told the wife that Mel Tilis was the same. She said "WHO?" I said "you mean to tell me you've never heard of MT or Coca Cola Cowboy?" She just rolled her eyes. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 Well, she's James Carville and I'm Madeline...We just agree to disagree and don't talk politics. BTW, If you only see one movie this year, see Lincoln! If your wife is artsy-fartsy, take her to Les Mis...I went with a terrible attitude and loved the movie! Jack Reacher is GREAT! The Bond show is the best ever! I'm 4 for my last 4 for the first time ever! Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 I know her extremely well. Even when she is being a blanking blank. I know that she likes diamonds almost as much as I do. As well as that she has expensive taste in cars, shoes, and guns. No I didnt marry a girly girl. It takes me longer to get ready to go out then it does her. The only thing that shocked me is that she thinks watching me play Rugby is HOT. Yup I married the perfect woman. Quote
Broke bass fisherman Posted January 20, 2013 Posted January 20, 2013 I know my wife very well... She likes her beer cold, her food hot, and camping means the ramada inn. She also abhors the bait monkey. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 20, 2013 Author Super User Posted January 20, 2013 BTW, If you only see one movie this year, see Lincoln!If your wife is artsy-fartsy, take her to Les Mis...I went with a terrible attitude and loved the movie! Jack Reacher is GREAT! The Bond show is the best ever! Skyfall was good, but I'm partial to the older Connery/ Moore ones. I don't think I can muster enough kindness to take her to see Les Mis, haha. Jack Reacher? I thought that would be a pay per view movie, but I heard it was better than his MI movies. I almost have her sold on Lincoln, but it's her turn to choose. BTW, we missed out on the Hobit. We went to Cheesecake for dinner and she got a belly ache, had to come home. . I noticed today that our movie house only has Hobit in 3d, and we don't like 3d, so I just might get to see Lincoln tomorrow. Quote
flippin and pitchin Posted January 20, 2013 Posted January 20, 2013 Doug, Is this post about your wife or your choice of movies ? I'll tell you a story and will get killed for it but here it is. A few years ago before DSL my wife picked up the remote receiver on our phone. The two charging contacts were hot enough to kind of burn her palm. I heard her go ouch, look at the receiver and ask me, " is the internet on ? " After 39 years of marriage, I just smile. I love movies, at home. Theater sound systems hurt my ears. Come to think of it so does the bark of my daughter's MIn-Pin. I'd love to choke that thing to death. Sorry. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 20, 2013 Author Super User Posted January 20, 2013 Doug, LoL. No, this thread was not about movies. RW and I got a little off track. My wife is 10 years younger than me so I laugh when she hasn't heard of or seen certain things that were common to most folk when I was growing up. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 If any man thinks he understands a woman, he is delusional. I've been married to the same "girl" for 48 years, and just when I think I understand her something happens that shows me I don't have a clue. The only thing I understand about my wife is that I don't understand her. My wife is the girl in the hat on the left. The farmer's daughter. 1 Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 20, 2013 Author Super User Posted January 20, 2013 If your wife is the one in the hat, then I HOPE that's not you holding the cow, pervert. 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 How dare you call my wife a cow. Pervert indeed. LOL. Nope not me. That's her dad. 1 Quote
gripnrip Posted January 20, 2013 Posted January 20, 2013 I know my wife very well... She likes her beer cold, her food hot, and camping means the ramada inn.She also abhors the bait monkey. Mine doesn't abhor the Bait Monkey. She feeds him. She is always letting me know when BPS is having a sale or a 6 month pay if you spend a certain amount. I use the debit card tho. I just wish I could please him. I know she's happy with me because I dish out a lot of crud! She's still here! Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 I don't have a wife to know any more it's starting to grow on me I kinda missed the single thing though I still see her everyday cuz of the kids needin to go to school and I have the truck but I get to leave when iv had enough. My wife was impossible to know and please though when we were together part of her condition never knew what Alexis I was dealing with. Not being with her could pay off to with gun laws and mental health issues the way were headed. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 20, 2013 Author Super User Posted January 20, 2013 How dare you call my wife a cow. Pervert indeed. LOL. Nope not me. That's her dad. Hahaha. I couldn't resist. I haven't had my share of being a wise ars at home today, so I have to do it on here too. Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 My wife and me are soulmates, we see eye to eye on just about everything with very few exceptions, luckily she doesn't fish or play golf, I like my downtime. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted January 20, 2013 Super User Posted January 20, 2013 I used to work for a guy who put it this way, regarding his wife. "I wouldn't take a million (today that would be billion) dollars for her, but, I wouldn't give you a dime for a dozen more just like her. 1 Quote
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