Super User slonezp Posted January 19, 2013 Super User Posted January 19, 2013 Lady: Do you drink?Man: YesLady: How much a day?Man: 3 6 packsLady: How much per 6 packMan: about $10.00Lady: And how long have you been drinking?Man: 15 yearsLady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts yourspending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?Man: CorrectLady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?Man: CorrectLady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been putin a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compoundinterest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink?Lady: NoMan: Where's your ****ing Ferrari then? 5 Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted January 19, 2013 Super User Posted January 19, 2013 haha, pretty good. But are 6 packs realy up to 10 bucks now? I haven't drank in about 8 years. Quote
Super User flyfisher Posted January 19, 2013 Super User Posted January 19, 2013 Only premium beer is that expensive these days. You can still get a good dogfish 60minute ipa for about $8-9 here in va. Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted January 21, 2013 Posted January 21, 2013 Natty light is about 5 bucks for 6 Good joke. I'm swiping that one. Thanks for sharing. Quote
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