Super User Bassn Blvd Posted December 26, 2012 Super User Posted December 26, 2012 but you have to help my 4yr old put his 1000+ pieces of Star Wars Lego set together. My family loves to torture me. Last year was a hamster from my oldest son. This year is a Star Wars battle ship and Star Wars Echo Base Hoth Lego set Quote
flippin and pitchin Posted December 26, 2012 Posted December 26, 2012 Doug, the trick to putting that set together is super glue. That way you do it once and never again. I speak from experience. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted December 26, 2012 Author Super User Posted December 26, 2012 Doug, My wife said she was going to super glue the pieces and I thought she was joking until I noticed my kid was sitting on the couch, staring at her with an evil look in his eye while she put one of the sets together. I looked at my son, then glanced at my wife. I knew my son, licking his lips, was thinking something awful. He just sat there on the couch, stone faced. The little booger was running countless scenarios through his little mind on how to destroy what took my wife HOURS to put together, lol. I told my wife he was going to send that Star Wars battleship soaring across the living room, crashing it against the wall, and that I was going to LMAO when all the pieces scatter on the floor. Quote
Super User Tuckahoe Joe Posted December 26, 2012 Super User Posted December 26, 2012 I love Legos and Star Wars. And I get free BBQ and beer on top of that? Im all about this! You paying for the roundtrip plane ticket to Florida too? Maybe Ill squeeze some fishing in when Im done! Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted December 26, 2012 Author Super User Posted December 26, 2012 Tuck Haha. I'll save you a plate and a bottle for whenever you're in the area, lol. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted December 26, 2012 Super User Posted December 26, 2012 Tuck, Let me know when you're going. You do the Legos and I'll partake in the festivities Quote
Super User Tuckahoe Joe Posted December 26, 2012 Super User Posted December 26, 2012 Ill probably do the beer before the legos. The end product might come out a bit lopsided though with quite a few extra pieces left over. Quote
CoBass Posted December 26, 2012 Posted December 26, 2012 My son loved legos when he was little, I absolutely hated those things. The easiest way to find lost legos is to walk barefooted around the house. Man those things hurt. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted December 26, 2012 Super User Posted December 26, 2012 If you weren't so d**n far I'd come ove with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and help. Quote
tholmes Posted December 26, 2012 Posted December 26, 2012 My son loved legos when he was little, I absolutely hated those things. The easiest way to find lost legos is to walk barefooted around the house. Man those things hurt. No joke. Also, the damage that they'll do to an upright vacuum sweeper is mind-boggling. Tom Quote
flippin and pitchin Posted December 27, 2012 Posted December 27, 2012 Have you ever watched the movie Toy Story ? Remember that little kid that destroyed the toys, tore them up and was going to blow them up with firecrackers ? That's my oldest son. He was a Lego freak as a child Doug. Must have gotten that part from his mother. There may come a day when you make such an offer and I show up at your door. I love pulled pork sandwiches. The other Doug Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted December 27, 2012 Super User Posted December 27, 2012 I just finished a 700 pc Batman cave for may son...I could have used a beer then! Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted December 28, 2012 Author Super User Posted December 28, 2012 If you weren't so d**n far I'd come ove with a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and help. It's only far if you're in a hurry, lol. You need to come back soon. Lake Okeechobee should be in full spawn mode anytime now. Have you ever watched the movie Toy Story ? Remember that little kid that destroyed the toys, tore them up and was going to blow them up with firecrackers ? That's my oldest son. He was a Lego freak as a child Doug. Must have gotten that part from his mother. There may come a day when you make such an offer and I show up at your door. I love pulled pork sandwiches. The other Doug My door is always open. I'll BBQ, R-Robert can make the drinks and you can build the Legos, haha. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted December 28, 2012 Super User Posted December 28, 2012 woohoo! Partay at Bassn's place. Quote
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