Super User clayton86 Posted December 18, 2012 Super User Posted December 18, 2012 Normally I hate all things tat have to do with the holidays but this I like and am passing on Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor...In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this. 1 Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted December 19, 2012 Super User Posted December 19, 2012 LMAO, that is GREAT. Holy heck, I'm stil LMAO. Quote
Super User Tuckahoe Joe Posted December 19, 2012 Super User Posted December 19, 2012 Ha! Nice. I actually heard that a few years ago but forgot about it until this post. Thats some funny stuff right there. Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted December 19, 2012 Super User Posted December 19, 2012 LOL, that is a good one! Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted December 20, 2012 Super User Posted December 20, 2012 I received this email yesterday and posted it in the jokes thread. Quote
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