coryn h. fishowl Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Said to the wife: "I won't be gone long" "I'll be back in a little bit " " it was on sale" "yes I needed it, my other reel wasn't working right" "no, I do not have enough fishing lures. Fish are very picky" And of course you can never go wrong with "I'm sorry". This phrase is best said first thing in the morning. When she asks why you are sorry, you can say "for whatever I do to make you mad later today". Better to do it aned say sorry later, than to ask for permission. haha I see you are well versed in the number one rule of male-female interactions...Never give a specific time as to when you'll be back...be vague. Quote
coryn h. fishowl Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 He's huge, he just crushed my (insert lure type). - Turns out to be a 1.5lb He was only a baby bass - any fish I lose no matter how big he might've been That's sounds backwards...the ones I lose are always the biggest....as far as my story is concerned haha. Just look above my pic. Quote
MichiganFishing1997 Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Every time, "FISH ON!" And at the end of the day, "One more cast, ok wait maybe just one more." Quote
fish stick Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 Im only goin fishing for a lil while honey. Are you mad,? haha Quote
noway Posted February 5, 2014 Posted February 5, 2014 When we catch a Northern Pike instead of a Bass , we refer to the Pike as a "snakeuth pikeuth". Here, it's a Gator! Quote
Super User rippin-lips Posted February 6, 2014 Super User Posted February 6, 2014 I tell the smaller fish to go back and tell their grandmom how mean I was to them. Quote
MichiganFishing1997 Posted February 6, 2014 Posted February 6, 2014 When we fish for pike and musky, we call them "toothy's." I dont know if its just a northern thing but thats what we call 'em. Quote
coryn h. fishowl Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 "He's small, but he fought hard...really fiesty"-hoists a 10 incher Saying the same thing three times: "Man he just slammed it, he crushed that spinnerbait, I mean absolutely devoured it." or "That is a really nice fish, a healthy one, and fat too....thats just a really nice fish." Quote
AQUA VELVA Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 If I live to be a 100 I'll always remember what the old timers use to tell me when I was a kid,'' You shoulda been out here yestaday, they was jumpin in the boat !'' 1 Quote
NorthernAnglers Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 "Oh man , Good one!!.....he felt alot bigger.." "Got one!....#$%% just snagged... Quote
Texfisherman Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 Here's a conversation we've had a few times now: I hook into a bass (so I think) and the fight begins... Me: "Oh my gosh, this bass is huge!!" Buddy: "It's not coming up..." Me: "Don't say that! Don't jinx me!" Buddy: "It's not coming up..." Me: "I'm telling you, this is a bass! This is the best fight I've ever had!!" Buddy: "It's not coming up..." Me: "Nooooo!! It's a catfish!" Buddy: "Yep... it's a catfish." Quote
grampa1114 Posted February 17, 2014 Posted February 17, 2014 When asked if I'd had any luck today...my answer has always been "Well I didn't fall out of the boat". Quote
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