ClackerBuzz Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 when you hook into a stump...."I thought it was my PB!" when you hook into your PB...."I thought it was a stump!" 1 Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted September 14, 2012 Super User Posted September 14, 2012 To wife: "I'll be back at dark:30" Which she knows means dark + the 30 min drive home Every hookset gets a " There she is" "Ahh, Hung again" "I thought for sure there'd be one in there" "Just like I expected" I frequently sing songs to the bass like," Here fishy fishy", or " Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...." Jeff 3 Quote
ClackerBuzz Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 " Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...." I like to whisper...."I am the fish whisperer" Quote
BassAssassin726 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Posted September 14, 2012 To wife: "I'll be back at dark:30" Which she knows means dark + the 30 min drive home Every hookset gets a " There she is" "Ahh, Hung again" "I thought for sure there'd be one in there" "Just like I expected" I frequently sing songs to the bass like," Here fishy fishy", or " Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...." Jeff Haha i sing that same tune. Jig jig jig, all day long, jig jig jig while i sing this song. I create a song for every lure. The wacky rig, it kicks ass, believe you this itll catch some bass! Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted September 14, 2012 Super User Posted September 14, 2012 Glad I'm not the only one who sings about the lures he fishes. And also not the only one that can admit it! Jeff Quote
Dinky Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Glad I'm not the only one who sings about the lures he fishes. And also not the only one that can admit it! Jeff I've heard you sing, mod, and it might explain those times you are fishing alone and not getting any bites. Not sure, just saying. Quote
MichBassMan Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 When someone pulls up WAY too close or cuts me off on a shoreline or a dock "are you ##*&!~g kidding me? grrrrrrrr" Then I ussually move. Quote
Will Wetline Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 This is my last cast. One more. This is my last last cast. One more last cast. No kidding now . . . This is it. This is my last cast. 3 Quote
hooah212002 Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 This is my last cast. One more. This is my last last cast. One more last cast. No kidding now . . . This is it. This is my last cast. I do that all the time. Oddly enough, a great number of my fish have been caught on my "last cast". better yet, it's" I'm not tying on any more lures if this one doesn't get a bite" followed by tying on 3 more baits. Or a personal one of mine when fishing heavy cover or heavy snags "I'm done as soon as I lose this lure" agsin followed by tying on, amd losing, 3 more lures. Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted September 16, 2012 Super User Posted September 16, 2012 I've heard you sing, mod, and it might explain those times you are fishing alone and not getting any bites. Not sure, just saying. If I remember correctly SIR, you started singing right after I set the hook!!!! Jeff Quote
AirbusAngler Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 got one! nope...just kidding (Rod bends firmly with snagged lure) Quote
DaveT63 Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 I like to consider myself a polite and grateful fisherman. As I release each fish, I tell it "Thank you for playing the game!". Quote
buzzbait4me Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 After catching a small fish."now let me catch your grandmother" Quote
loodkop Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish." 3 Quote
hooah212002 Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish." I quite literally "lol'd" on that one. Love it. Quote
Loop_Dad Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 This thread turned out to be quite funny one I sprinkled "Like This"s on some. Who's got more funny ones? Quote
Will Wetline Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 When the fishing's slow I often have a running monolog with the fish: "How about this bait? No? Perhaps a different retrieve? Perhaps color #194 rather than #297? Hmmm?" My fishing partner may ask me how the psychotherapy is going. 2 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted September 19, 2012 Super User Posted September 19, 2012 Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish." That's great! Quote
(='_'=) Posted September 20, 2012 Posted September 20, 2012 After catching a small fish."now let me catch your grandmother" thats what we use to say also, after releasing a smaller one "now go and call for your grandma".., and if he is medium sized, "go and call your mother".... Quote
Run&Gun Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 I don't say it but it seems like pros say everything is "the deal". Quote
Scorcher214 Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 "Think I got one...nope just weeds." "There will be fish in that spot for sure" Quote
Fishn4-5 Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 Honey i told you that you cant call wile im fishing my GPS wont let the signel get to my cell phone Quote
Jake P Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 If I were a bass I would eat this. It looks tastey. Good fish, GOOD FISH, here we go baby!!.....damnit im snagged on something. Dont wiggle! Dont stick me! Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted September 29, 2012 Global Moderator Posted September 29, 2012 After going awhile without a bite "I need a volunteer from the auidience please." If a fish gets me all wrapped up but I still land it "Did everything I could to lose that one." If I've caught a few fish in a short period "There's another one!" When a fish hits really hard "She killed/smoked it!" Quote
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