ClackerBuzz Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 What are you using? How Deep are ya? Any action? Should have been here yesterday. Thats what she said. 6 Quote
bleedingshrimp Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 To fishing buddy : "Stop being a wuss, that lure was nowhere near you" (as I almost take his hat off with my cast" "I swear to God I'm never fishing treble hooked lures again" (every week) 1 Quote
Dylcook91 Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 "Its to hot out, they must be turned off by the heat" or "Its to cold out, they must be turned off by the cold" hahaha Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted September 11, 2012 Super User Posted September 11, 2012 "I just lost a 10 pounder"...........and I say how do you know if you didn't land it. Quote
BassAssassin726 Posted September 11, 2012 Author Posted September 11, 2012 "I just lost a 10 pounder"...........and I say how do you know if you didn't land it. Thats one of my favorites. Guys automatically know exactly how big a fish is as soon as they hook into it. "Aw man I had an 8 pounder on the other day but lost it." An 8 pounder huh. How do you know if you never saw the fish? Ive learned little fish can feel huge and big fish can feel tiny so its impossible to know until you land the fish. Quote
ClackerBuzz Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Thats one of my favorites. Guys automatically know exactly how big a fish is as soon as they hook into it. "Aw man I had an 8 pounder on the other day but lost it." An 8 pounder huh. How do you know if you never saw the fish? Ive learned little fish can feel huge and big fish can feel tiny so its impossible to know until you land the fish. i can't believe you guys don't understand their logic. "Only a 10lb fish could break my 8lb line". Bucket fisherman teach amazing lessons if you're only willing to understand grasshopper Quote
RobertBG Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 i can't believe you guys don't understand their logic. "Only a 10lb fish could break my 8lb line". Bucket fisherman teach amazing lessons if you're only willing to understand grasshopper I've got a lot of "you fish for bass with that thing" when I use my ul rod I keep in my car on #4 line.This was usually followed by some choice words mixed in with "he got another one"shortly after.I actually caught so many bass on the rod(pb of 6lb12.5oz included) I was getting nervous that the next hookset or fish might be the things last.I've since managed to stuff a St Croix in my car for after work sessions,but when the bite is cold/fishing pressure is on I still go for my ul and usually keep from smelling the ole skunk Quote
BassAssassin726 Posted September 11, 2012 Author Posted September 11, 2012 I've got a lot of "you fish for bass with that thing" when I use my ul rod I keep in my car on #4 line.This was usually followed by some choice words mixed in with "he got another one"shortly after.I actually caught so many bass on the rod(pb of 6lb12.5oz included) I was getting nervous that the next hookset or fish might be the things last.I've since managed to stuff a St Croix in my car for after work sessions,but when the bite is cold/fishing pressure is on I still go for my ul and usually keep from smelling the ole skunk Thats why I always bring my UL with me. I am not happy unless my hands smell like fish. So if the bass arent biting i can always catch some slab gill and crappie. Quote
hooah212002 Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Thats why I always bring my UL with me. I am not happy unless my hands smell like fish. So if the bass arent biting i can always catch some slab gill and crappie. Wait a minute.......you only bring ONE rod/reel everywhere you go??? I have all 3 of mine in my front seat and ALL my gear in my trunk.....and I have a Chevy Aveo. My old lady is NONE too happy about it when she has to sit next to fishing gear. You never know when you'll happen upon a honey hole and I would not want to miss it. I have come home with muddy work loafers and wet slacks too many times to count (the old lady doesn't like that either lol). "And just WHAT were YOU doing Mr.?????" Quote
hooah212002 Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Things Bass Fisherman's wives say: "Where the **** have you been??"" "What is that smell???" 2 Quote
hooah212002 Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 I only have one rod to begin with. I'm sorry, I meant that in jest. However, a second re-read makes me realize that it doesn't quite come off as "quippy" as I had intended, so I can see how it may have been construed as somewhat condescending or with ill intent (or even worse: serious). I meant it in no such manner. Quote
Super User Nitrofreak Posted September 12, 2012 Super User Posted September 12, 2012 There is only three words I use that will sum it all up. SON OF AAAHHH !!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote
TrippyJai Posted September 12, 2012 Posted September 12, 2012 These are the few things I notice I say all the time. "Got one!" "He hit it on the fall" "Would you eat this, if you were a bass?" Quote
pbrussell Posted September 12, 2012 Posted September 12, 2012 Missed fish- "That one was a giant" Landed big fish- "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Multiple snags in a short period of time- "You've got to be kidding me" If they ain't biting- "What in the world am I doing wrong here?" But the most common response is almost always (as another poster noted) "CRAP" or it could be any variety of disgruntled noises "UGHHH" "AGHHHH" 1 Quote
BassAssassin726 Posted September 12, 2012 Author Posted September 12, 2012 Wait a minute.......you only bring ONE rod/reel everywhere you go??? I have all 3 of mine in my front seat and ALL my gear in my trunk.....and I have a Chevy Aveo. My old lady is NONE too happy about it when she has to sit next to fishing gear. You never know when you'll happen upon a honey hole and I would not want to miss it. I have come home with muddy work loafers and wet slacks too many times to count (the old lady doesn't like that either lol). "And just WHAT were YOU doing Mr.?????" HELL NO! I bring my 2 baitcasters, a spinning rod and the UL. Who brings one rod? lol Quote
HeavyDluxe Posted September 12, 2012 Posted September 12, 2012 "Last time I saw something like that, it was in a Playboy from 1984!" When I/a buddy backlash real bad. Consider this line stolen. I will say that I find the "televisionification" of bass fishing to be funny. I have walked up on guys completely alone on a pond narrating their fishing exploits. Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted September 12, 2012 Global Moderator Posted September 12, 2012 "If I was a Bass, I'd live here!!" "See Ya honey, I'm gonna go Rip Some Lip's" "That one had a mouth as big as a toilet bowl!!" Mike Quote
Super User rockchalk06 Posted September 13, 2012 Super User Posted September 13, 2012 My saying as of late, keep in mind I am on this loosing lure faze right now, "well ain't that some shet" Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted September 13, 2012 Super User Posted September 13, 2012 After a fairly inaccurate cast ~ "Fish it like you meant it" And then when I hook up on that bad cast - "Right where she was suppose to be" A-Jay 2 Quote
Bass Slayer 72 Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 I think I need a bigger boat... 2 Quote
Dinky Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Often said, and in this exact order. "I think it'll measure." "I don't think will measure" "I don't think it's a bass" "Pass me the stink bait, I hear the catfish are biting." 2 Quote
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