Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 My son starts pre-K next week and tonite was the parent/teacher meeting. OMG, I need to have more kids spaced about 1.5 years apart. The teacher is all of 25 and a knockout. And the moms? OH LORD! The moms were a knock out too. Looks like i will be volunteering for as many field trips as possible. Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 Haha my son starts pre k this year too but it's at the school I teach at the teachers not a knock out far from it lol. Quote
NoBassPro Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 We had meet the soccer coach day today. My boy's coach is female, which kind of surprised me. Beyond that, I won't comment. Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 It's even better when your in highschool, and ALL your teachers are bombshells and just got out of college Quote
guitarkid Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 you guys are lucky, the teachers down here were either dudes or ladies who looked like trolls. -gk Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 My son starts pre-K next week and tonite was the parent/teacher meeting. OMG, I need to have more kids spaced about 1.5 years apart. The teacher is all of 25 and a knockout. And the moms? OH LORD! The moms were a knock out too. Looks like i will be volunteering for as many field trips as possible. On the surface that sounds like a plan. One problem. She won't stay 25 forever. Consider, if you had ten kids, ages spaced one and a half years apart, she'll be 40 by the time your last kid enters pre-K. What would you do if she moved to another town/state to teach? Ooops, that's two problems. Your volunteering sounds like the most practical plan. Quote
Super User tomustang Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 Sounds like you've been neglected for a while, time to pick up a couple of hustler and relieve your tension 1 Quote
Scorcher214 Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 It's even better when your in highschool, and ALL your teachers are bombshells and just got out of college Back in the day when I used to be in high school (last year) there were maybe 4-5 teachers that were really pretty and 2 that were SMOKIN! Not all my teachers were hot. Where do you go to school? Playboy mansion? Quote
tipptruck1 Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 I have only had maybe two hot teachers. Most of the ones I had were well past 35. One was a stripper on weekends. That was according to the Sr.s that were old enough to get in the juice bars. She wans't bad looking if I recall. It was 12 years ago. Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 Lol. Most of the female teachers in the upper class are either milfs or hot college broads. Most of the ugly old ladies teach freshman English or something. Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 Sounds like you've been neglected for a while, time to pick up a couple of hustler and relieve your tension If Bassn Blvd relieves his tension he won't be as funny anymore. He needs to keep his edge. 1 Quote
Hyrule Bass Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 Sounds like you've been neglected for a while, time to pick up a couple of hustler and relieve your tension who needs Hustlers when you have the internet lol Quote
Stasher1 Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 My son starts pre-K next week and tonite was the parent/teacher meeting. OMG, I need to have more kids spaced about 1.5 years apart. The teacher is all of 25 and a knockout. And the moms? OH LORD! The moms were a knock out too. Looks like i will be volunteering for as many field trips as possible. It's not the teachers and moms you run into at the school that'll get you in trouble, it's the single/divorced moms you'll have to spend a few hours a week with once your kid starts doing some kind of sport. Those are the dangerous ones. It would just be too easy...if I were that kind of guy. I'm no angel, and can be pretty difficult to get along with sometimes, but I wouldn't screw around on my wife. Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted August 16, 2012 Super User Posted August 16, 2012 I think I had one or two really good looking teachers back when I was in school. These kids now a days have it too easy. Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted August 16, 2012 Global Moderator Posted August 16, 2012 I didn't have a single attractive teacher my entire school career and it seems a majority of the teachers we had were dudes Quote
shootermcbob Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 If Bassn Blvd relieves his tension he won't be as funny anymore. He needs to keep his edge. Good one Dwight, made me laugh! Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 17, 2012 Author Super User Posted August 17, 2012 If Bassn Blvd relieves his tension he won't be as funny anymore. He needs to keep his edge. Exactly! I have to find a way to keep my edge. I married a Spanish broad 10 years my younger. She's the sweetest girl but has a jealousy(sp) streak a mile long. LOL, here's how bad my luck is. The wife and I get into the classroom and it's packed with parents (suprisingly, a majority of both parents were in attendance). I see this mom from across the room wearing a skin tight, above the knee dress and blessed rather nicely, haha. My mind starts to daydream, but I would never seek to fulfill any of my perverted thoughts. A couple moments elapse and I put my "fantasy" on hold while I introduce myself to the teacher. Afterwards, I turn to look for my wife (because Im starting to feel guilty for daydreaming, haha) and I find her talking to the lady in the skin tight dress. For a quick second I was like "oh crud, my wife caught me looking and is now dishing out her Spanish temper on this this poor girl." Turns out that the girl is the sister of one of my wifes co-workers. I'm like, REALLY! Out of hundreds and hundreds of classrooms in our county, my wife has to be associated with this chick. Good grief, what are the odds? Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted August 17, 2012 Super User Posted August 17, 2012 Exactly! I have to find a way to keep my edge. I married a Spanish broad 10 years my younger. She's the sweetest girl but has a jealousy(sp) streak a mile long. LOL, here's how bad my luck is. The wife and I get into the classroom and it's packed with parents (suprisingly, a majority of both parents were in attendance). I see this mom from across the room wearing a skin tight, above the knee dress and blessed rather nicely, haha. My mind starts to daydream, but I would never seek to fulfill any of my perverted thoughts. A couple moments elapse and I put my "fantasy" on hold while I introduce myself to the teacher. Afterwards, I turn to look for my wife (because Im starting to feel guilty for daydreaming, haha) and I find her talking to the lady in the skin tight dress. For a quick second I was like "oh crud, my wife caught me looking and is now dishing out her Spanish temper on this this poor girl." Turns out that the girl is the sister of one of my wifes co-workers. I'm like, REALLY! Out of hundreds and hundreds of classrooms in our county, my wife has to be associated with this chick. Good grief, what are the odds? If she starts sharpening the knives,.....................................RUN. Quote
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