Super User Root beer Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 Yesterday, a couple people and I were riding bikes at the local state park and we came flying around a corner only to be greeted by a woman taking a trail side crap... I pedaled like heck to get as far as way possible. Poor woman, but the lesson in all of this is go off the trail!!!!!!! And dig a cat hole. Quote
preach4bass Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 That's great! But, I feel for the woman. I know how fast those "trail-side craps" can sneak up on you. Sometimes you don't have time to get things in order before you go. Quote
Stasher1 Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 Hey, at least she was in a somewhat secluded area. Several years ago, the wife and I were doing a bit of gambling down in Biloxi, MS. We pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store, and there, between the building and a dumpster, was a woman with her shorts down, urinating on the sidewalk. She was right there in plain sight of everyone driving by on the road, and less than 6-8' from the front bumper of my rental car when I pulled into the parking space. Hell, we made eye contact when I pulled in, and there was no trace of shame or emarrassment. To make matters worse, she was holding the hand of a little girl who was probably only 3-4 yrs old. Some people just have no class at all. Quote
Super User J Francho Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 Nobody looks good dropping a deuce. 3 Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 Nobody looks good dropping a deuce. Tell that to the guy they found hiding in the porta potty tank. 1 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 OK, I'll qualify that, with a "to normal people" tacked on the end, lol. 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 Nobody looks good dropping a deuce. I would watch Giselle Bundchen performing #2 any day. 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted August 15, 2012 Super User Posted August 15, 2012 With the proper training anyone can do it http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d1_1213758760 Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted August 16, 2012 Global Moderator Posted August 16, 2012 I got hit by "the urge" driving to the lake one morning. Well it wasn't really an urge, it was a full on code brown! It was early in the morning thankfully and still dark out but it didn't stop my buddy from almost falling into the ditch laughing at me leaning against the outboard and holding onto the transom of my boat on the shoulder of the highway. When you got to go you got to go, sometimes waiting until you can get to a good location just isn't an option. Quote
royal0014 Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 Reminds me of my wife a couple months back....... ...we had gone out for burgers, and were headed back home. She had already told me she had to pee. I was hurrying home as quick as I could for her. Well, we live out in the country, and have to cross the railroad tracks. Just before we get to the RR crossing she complains of food stuck between her teeth. So when I stop, I flip on the interior light to find the bag of floss-sticks in the console. Before I find the bag, she opens the door and bails, drops trou and pees right there!! I mean a real flood right there at the crossing......Funny as all heck! I laughed until I had to pee..... Good 'ol redneck women. Gotta love 'em Quote
Super User J Francho Posted August 17, 2012 Super User Posted August 17, 2012 I would watch Giselle Bundchen performing #2 any day. And....you're not normal. Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted August 17, 2012 Super User Posted August 17, 2012 I would watch Giselle Bundchen performing #2 any day. Hey Chumly - that is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information. A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted August 17, 2012 Super User Posted August 17, 2012 And....you're not normal. Who is? Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted August 17, 2012 Super User Posted August 17, 2012 They say inquiring minds want to know. In the same vein, puckering sphincters will not wait. Quote
quanjig Posted August 17, 2012 Posted August 17, 2012 With the proper training anyone can do it http://www.liveleak....=8d1_1213758760 hmmmmm.................not sure I'm gonna be in that 5 star mood while making things happen in the woods!! Quote
Jake P Posted August 18, 2012 Posted August 18, 2012 I was in a section of Dallas east of downtown working one day about 6 months ago. I was driving through a neighborhood and at 11:45 in the morning with the sun shining there was a man in what im assuming was his front yard, leaned up against a tree doin his business. The only thing i could think was, why not the backyard? I mean if i had to go outside of my home i would choose the back 100% of the time. Some people just aint right lol. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 18, 2012 Super User Posted August 18, 2012 Geeez, Dude. You ruined a perfect opporatunity to stop and stare. Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted August 22, 2012 Posted August 22, 2012 Girls poop? You just ruined everything...... 3 Quote
Jake P Posted August 23, 2012 Posted August 23, 2012 Girls poop? You just ruined everything...... lmao I used to say the same thing..... Quote
riskkid 2 Posted August 24, 2012 Posted August 24, 2012 Girls poop? You just ruined everything...... And sometimes they will even TOOT !! Quote
Super User slonezp Posted August 24, 2012 Super User Posted August 24, 2012 When that happens, just put a cork in it. Quote
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