How To Decide Who To Marry?

[Lund Explorer]

My wife is a sucker for snake-oil, she will buy whatever beauty cream that claims to remove wrinkles; so when I get the opportunity, I'll take my glasses off and say "Ah, you look twenty years younger"

Just the other day she told me she was excited that this great wrinkle cream just arrived, I said "it did??, I didn't see a drum out in the driveway?"

She also gets very frustrated when trying to use a mirror, she says some old woman keeps jumping in front of her. And....

One day I asked my wife if she wanted to go shopping at the mall and she agreed, as we were walking out the door she asked what was I shopping for? I said I wanted to see if I could trade her in on a new model, a sporty one, with up-to-date styling, and no body damage.

d**n that woman can punch......

We must have married sisters, mine kicks!

I went with the wife to the garden center today to help her pick up a few plants and what not. We got up to the cash register and the young guy working there mentioned that they had hanging plants on sale. The wife growled in her own pleasant way that she didn't have or want anything that was hanging. All I asked the salesmen was if they had a sale on anything drooping.

[NorcalBassin]

Not necessarily. There is no reason a man cannot be the "high maintenance" individual in the relationship.

Can't disagree with that at all, especially if he's concerned that his wife to be may look like his mother-in-law to be someday.

I'd take Cinderella over the stepsisters any day.