BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted June 27, 2012 BassResource.com Administrator Posted June 27, 2012 Happy Birthday! I SAID HAPPY BIRTH-- oh, nevermind! Quote
Super User J Francho Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 LOL, Happy B'day Mike! Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 Happy birthday you old goat! :D Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 I tried to find you some vintage Franzia for your birthday, but it was all old and sour just like........ Well Never mind! Happy Birthday! Jeff Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 Happy BD Mike! Anybody mention all the wrinkles in your suit yet? Quote
Super User K_Mac Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 I would guess you have fishing tackle older than 49... Happy birthday. Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body, do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART, and am hereby officially permitted to: Scratch my butt in public. Drive forever with my left blinker on. Pass gas in a crowded elevator. Mumble incoherently to myself. Drive forty-five miles an hour in the passing lane. Forget the names of my family and friends. Snore like a chainsaw. Wear goofy hats. Call all teenagers "stupid little punks." Constantly complain about my aching body parts, and Fall asleep with absolutely no warning. Sworn on this 27th day of June, 2012. (Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.) 1 Quote
Jake P Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Y'all better be careful. When he wakes up from his afternoon nap he is going to be mad. Happy birthday mike! Quote
GLADES Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles... Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted June 27, 2012 Super User Posted June 27, 2012 Happy Birthday! I can see the candles on your cake glowing from 1200 miles away. Quote
Traveler2586 Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body (no argument there), do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART, Sworn on this 27th day of June, 2012. (Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.) HAPPY 1st OLD FARTS DAY Quote
scrutch Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Mike, did your wife get you anything for your birthday? I'd tell you to ask for what I usually ask for but getting a little action at your age usually means that your prune juice is working! Happy birthday man! Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted June 28, 2012 Super User Posted June 28, 2012 Scrutch, I did get a little action today. I went to the dentist and had a filling and a crown installed. When I got home, I had the opportunity of pouring coffee all over my shirt while trying to drink it with my face completely numb. My wife thought it was hilarious and gave me a kiss. It's been the most exciting day I've had in weeks. 1 Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted June 28, 2012 Super User Posted June 28, 2012 Scrutch, I did get a little action today. I went to the dentist and had a filling and a crown installed. When I got home, I had the opportunity of pouring coffee all over my shirt while trying to drink it with my face completely numb. My wife thought it was hilarious and gave me a kiss. It's been the most exciting day I've had in weeks. I actually LOL'd at that one! Thanks for the laugh! Jeff Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted June 28, 2012 Super User Posted June 28, 2012 Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles... He's so old, his family gets him a can of comressed air to blow out the candles. Quote
Traveler2586 Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 He's so old, his family gets him a can of compressed air to blow out the candles. I hear they also have to take out extra fire insurance when lighting the candles. Quote
Bair Posted June 30, 2012 Posted June 30, 2012 I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body, do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART, and am hereby officially permitted to: Call all teenagers "stupid little punks." (Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.) Were glad you care. Happy birthday Quote
Super User Gatorbassman Posted July 1, 2012 Super User Posted July 1, 2012 Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles... Why? He'd probably forget what he wished for by the time he finished blowing all of them out. Happy Belated B-Day Mike. Quote
Traveler2586 Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 Why? He'd probably forget what he wished for by the time he finished blowing all of them out. Happy Belated B-Day Mike. Quote
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