A Little Potty Humor For Ya

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Ghost Poop = You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Poop = Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Poop = This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Poop = You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop = This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Poop = You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Poop = You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Poop = This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Poop = This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.

Wish Poop = You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poop!

Cement Block or Oh God Poop = You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.

Snake Poop = This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) = Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food Poop (also called Screamers) = You'll know it's alright to eat again when your butthole stops burning.

Beer Drunk Poop = This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of poop also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle = The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.

The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Poop = The kind of poop where you eat really spicy food and your butthole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler = The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber = The kind of poop that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Poop = The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

Jack the Ripper Poop = The kind of poop that yanks out your butthair as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Poop = The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl Poop = The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Poop = When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a poop.

[Ima Bass Ninja]

Electrical work slow these days huh?...... J/k. Funny stuff

[quanjig]

Party pooper........... been there, classic!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Electrical work slow these days huh?...... J/k. Funny stuff

Why yes it is actually.

Extremely slow.

[kylek]

Those are all great!!! Thanks for the good laugh tonight!! Much needed after a bad day at work.

Kyle

[Fat-G]

Dude I was audibly laughing at those. Thumbs up A+ humor at its best. Bravo, and thank you sir. I needed that.

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Bassn Blvd]

How about the Fart Poop= You know the kind. You're doing the chicken/rain dance while trying to get your britches undone before crappin'em. As soon as your cheeks touch the seat, you let out that massive air bubble. You look in the toilet and all you see is mud. You say to yourself "geez, I only farted."

And what about the Water Fall Poop= Nothing but murky, yellowish brown water comes out. You actually feel as though your peeing out our booty.

[clayton86]

How about the Fart Poop= You know the kind. You're doing the chicken/rain dance while trying to get your britches undone before crappin'em. As soon as your cheeks touch the seat, you let out that massive air bubble. You look in the toilet and all you see is mud. You say to yourself "geez, I only farted."

And what about the Water Fall Poop= Nothing but murky, yellowish brown water comes out. You actually feel as though your peeing out our booty.

Have you been watching me in the crapper here in Kuwait lol

[tipptruck1]

I think you forgot a few.

The chinese express It starts after eating any chinese food. You feel like you have to fart so you do. Insted of a fart you have a warm feeling in your pants. Then it opens the flood gates. All this happens while trying to squeze your hole to the point it hurts. while trying to prevent you from tossinging the underwear you have on.

the babe ruth/corn log happens after eating a lot of corn or peaunts. Also hard to get rid off. That is usally a two flush.

When did I eat that. You finish your duty get up to flush. You see some you ate a few weeks ago. You say out loud. When did I eat that? Usally loud enough for other people to hear.

The hanging chads. Happens after your done. You go whipe no tp. So you just pull up your pants. happens in your friends home. Or a womans place.

Finally to double tap. Happens after a night of drinking. Or you are sick. You are hugging the throne. As you are doing it you have stuff coming out both end. You might feel better but you underwear is shot.

[clayton86]

[slonezp]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart..

He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is".

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was a fart......................But I wa swrong, too!"

[GLADES]

Funny stuff!!

This cracks me up too..(I hope it is ok mods)

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