Flavored Medicine

[Bassn Blvd]

I just drank 2 1/2 tablespoons of Phillip's Milk of Magnesia and boy did it taste like the ars end of donkey . Not that I know what a donkey's ars tastes like, but it can't be good.

I wouldn't expect something that is supposed to make you sht within a half hour would taste too good, but the bottle said "Fresh Strawberry" flavor. Hmmm, I like strawberries .

Now, a light should have gone off in my head when the manufacturer had to put the word "fresh" in front of strawberry. As if I thought they’d use rotten strawberry flavor? Not to mention, how bad could the original flavor taste? You're only supposed to take 1-2 tablespoons. Could something taste soooo bad that you can't get a tablespoon amount down the hatch?

Here is a tad bit of advice if you have to drink this sht. BUY THE PILL FORM! The initial taste of the medicine hitting your tongue taste ALMOST like strawberry crème hard candies, but quickly turns to sht flavor before you can swallow it down. And the after taste is 10xs worse and lingers forever. Even Redman Golden Blend chewing tobacco doesn't get rid of the after taste.

This stuff better work because I'm constipated and desperately need to take a sht.

[tomustang]

I had that stuff once, thought it was a bad batch since it tasted horrible but it's just the flavor.

Noting beats the taste of the old listerine pee yellow color though

[Lund Explorer]

Ahhh, the price of fiber avoidance is rather high.

Here's hoping that everything comes out okay, literally!

[Stasher1]

You probably would've been better off skipping the Milk of Magnesia and hitting the drive-thru at Krystal instead. Three double cheese Krystals, an order of Chili Cheese Fries, and a Cherry Coke would've fixed you right up.

[Bassn Blvd]

Haha,Stasher. I think that's my problem. I try very hard to stay away from fast food and eat at least two very healthy meals a day. I think the no fast food diest has clogged me up. I need some good ol' fashioned grease to help ease things out.

[slonezp]

Work it out with a pencil.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Work it out with a pencil.

ROFLMFAO that is beyond hysterical right there.

[deaknh03]

Work it out with a pencil.

Thats what my math teacher always used to say. Wow, what a dirty old woman she was.

[Stasher1]

Haha,Stasher. I think that's my problem. I try very hard to stay away from fast food and eat at least two very healthy meals a day. I think the no fast food diest has clogged me up. I need some good ol' fashioned grease to help ease things out.

Works for me. I eat at Krystal once every few years, but only if I'm going straight home. That stuff goes thru me like a freight train.

[Bankbeater]

Work it out with a pencil.

Laughing so hard I couldn't breath for a minute.

[Jake P]

You probably would've been better off skipping the Milk of Magnesia and hitting the drive-thru at Krystal instead. Three double cheese Krystals, an order of Chili Cheese Fries, and a Cherry Coke would've fixed you right up.

Its funny you say that. We have a few Krystals around here but i have never eaten at any of them. My father in law and i passed by one about 6 months ago headed to the lake and i mentioned we hadnt eaten yet. He told me we did not have enough TP on the boat so we werent eating there, I figured he just didnt like the place and that was an excuse LOL.

[tipptruck1]

Busch Light would have worked for you. As my buddy says you know why they named It busch. Its the sound it makes the next morning when you sitting on the toilet.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Busch Light would have worked for you. As my buddy says you know why they named It busch. Its the sound it makes the next morning when you sitting on the toilet.

But alas it doesn't work as well as Shlitz premium malted liquor. Or the ol staple of my college days, Old English 800. I'm telling you nothing clears you out quite like malt liquor.

[NorcalBassin]

If you're still clogged in the morning drink a 20 oz Starbucks brewed coffee... stuff cleans me out every time. We refer to it as "mass activation."

[Hyrule Bass]

ROFLMFAO that is beyond hysterical right there.

lol slonezp stays killing me with the one liners, the guy is pure comedy...

[SoFlaBassAddict]

Doug, you wimp. Take it like a man! Just open up and pour it down your throat. Don't forget to slam the little plastic cup down on the counter afterwards....