What Have You Been Caught Doing And Who Caught You?

[Glenn]

According to a survey, when it comes to humiliation and/ or embarrassment, 57% of people would be embarrassed if they were caught cheating on their taxes... however, there are things that would embarrass more... and I would hope so. 59% of people would be embarrassed if they were caught littering, 65% would be embarrassed if they got a DUI (although, to be fair, while it IS stupid, no one makes BETTER decisions when they're drunk) and 73% of people would be embarrassed if they were caught shoplifting.

Some things are much embarrassing than others, and today we ask you to embrace your humility and tell us: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT DOING AND WHO CAUGHT YOU?

[urp]

Get real. I'm too embarrassed to say.

[Tony Monticelli]

you know i had a dream that i was hunting and i had to go to the bathroom so i went to the bathroom in my dream while hunting and woke up to find out that i wasn't hunting but i was going to the bathroom and it doesn't embarrass me cuz its funny right LOL and yea i was not a little kid either LOL and now man do i wake up when i have that dream ill be looking for somewhere to go and I'm like THIS IS A DREAM and jump out of bed and run to the bathroom LOL

that doesn't embarrass me so im sure there is nothing i can't do or say that would top that one.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I have no shame anymore. However, when I was in college I was at a huge frat party. I was trying to get back together with my ex girlfriend. I had put about a month of work into this, and it was finally paying off. We were all dancing while the band played. I had drunk way too much gin that night too. About halfway through the bands performance some one bumped into my stomach. I grunted, she turned around, and I power puked right in her face. It went everywhere. My buddy and I booked it out the back as fast as we could. Come to find out after I had left, they cancelled the rest of the party.

[Lund Explorer]

She may have been 30 years younger than me, but she was still 21 years old. All she was doing was sitting on my lap showing off the new jewelry she had gotten for her navel. The wife even told her to sit back down when she showed up.

This is starting to sound more like bragging, huh?

[J Francho]

Little kids....unlocked bedroom doors....

[Hooked_On_Bass]

Little kids....unlocked bedroom doors....

I know the feeling! lol

[Uncle Leo]

I would rather not say but I am damaged for life, LMAO.

[whitwolf]

Many years ago I had the girlfriend at my parents house early afternoon as my folks were at work. In the middle of our fun I hear the bedroom door open , it was my father and all he said at the time was" excuse me and I hope you're wearing a rubber"........Of course the both of us were mortified.

I got here back to here house and dreaded the trip back home. The only thing my daddy said was be thankful your mama didn't catch me and if I ever did that again In his house he would give me an ass whipping.

To my knowledge this was the only time my daddy came home early from work. lol

[Bluebasser86]

I'd had a very frustrating day from a combination of things, my wife was a small part of it but like some of us tend to do I decided to put the blame on her. I was emailing a friend at work back and forth complaining and basically bad mouthing my wife. She emailed me and I tried to copy and paste one of the emails I'd sent my friend about how my night was going. Come to find out I had copy and pasted our entire conversation. I was in the doghouse for a long time after that deal.

[Traveler2586]

My first big embarrassment was many, many, many, years ago. I had unwittingly invited two girls out for the same night. The problem was they were good friends and saw each other every day at school. The day before the date they both showed up at work for some small talk; then one asked what time was I picking her up for our date, when I answered the other girl asked "then when are you picking me up?" Right then and there it hit me, and they knew it too. They stood there with a smirk on their face's watching me start to sweat and turn bright red.

Well, after some of the fastest talking I had ever done, they decided to flip a coin to see who got me. Believe me when I tell you that was the longest, coldest date I'd ever been on. There were digs on top of digs about what I had done, I was grass and she was the lawn-mower.

At the end of the night, I got my date to her front door to say good night (I thought this would be our last date) and she laid one on me that made me melt. It was then I knew everything would be OK.

That girl has been my wife for 40+ years now, and she is still putting up with my forgetfulness.

[tipptruck1]

I can say my dad walking in on me at 15. All he said is lock the door next time.

[clayton86]

My mom used to purposely slam doors and stomp her feet if I was home alone and I had "company" over so I never got caught I just finished ahead of Schedual now I deal with the kids and unlocked doors.......

Wait there was the time I forgot to take the disk thingy outa my buddy's camcorder befor giving it back to his mom..........she got a view or two of me and my gf I heard bout that one for a long time lol

[Bankbeater]

When I was 17 my parents went of town on Saturday and wouldn't be back until the next day. I decided I was going to be real "cool" and take my mom's new Malibu Classic out for a drive, which was a lot nicer than my piece of junk.

After going a total of about 2 miles I got the car stuck in the mud up to the fenders. Called a tow truck and they said it was going to have to be pulled out by one of the big wreckers, because of how deep the car was stuck. After the wrecker pulled me out of the mud the driver dropped the car down on the side of the road, which happen to be a two lane blacktop road that didn't have any shoulders. While I was paying the tow truck driver a cop came by and gave me a ticket for illegal parking. To top that off mud had gotten into the motor and the car wouldn't start.

When my parents came home on Sunday I had quite a bit of expaining to do.

[Scorcher214]

I was snow drifting in a sub division on the way to my construction class. Went around one corner too fast and up on the curb I went. I was stuck so me and my buddie tried to push it out before the teacher came down the street. Not 30 seconds later, here comes Mr. Sablehaus.....

"Hey, what happned?"

"Oh, I was turning and there was some black ice..."

"Just get it out and get to the site, alright DK?"

DK stands for drift king from fast and the furious tokyo drift. That was my nickname for the rest of the year.

and

My mom's friend saw me buying some herbs.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

One of my proudest achievements from high school. One of the other football players on my team and I did NOT get along. Never did since the first day we met. He was same grade as me, and like I said we couldn't stand one another. I had been out skating with my buddy down in the city one night and we saw my nemesis' mom, leaving a bar. To make a long story short the jerk caught me and his mom at his house. To make it all better my buddy let slip what had happened at school the following Monday.

[Scorcher214]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!