I was at the Olive Garden in Tallahassee, the home of the Florida State Seminoles. All of the waiters are FSU students. A fellow walked in with a Gators shirt last Friday evening and sat down to wait for his wife to arrive. Another gentlemen leaned over and asked him, "You do know that these FSU students are going to be alone with your food, don't you?"
A friend of mine whose family are the most diehard Texas Longhorns fans in the world recently took a job teaching meteorology at Oklahoma. I asked him what his family would think about that. "I am just telling them that it's missionary work."