You might be a hardcore bass fisherman if.....
-You spend more at Bass Pro Shops than you do on groceries
-The neighboors ask if your ok when your flipping a pitching to hoola hoops in 2 feet of snow
-if you wear a fishing vest to work
-if you cant put on a pair of pants with out finding rubber worms, grubs and the occasioinal crank bait in your pocket
-If you call people "soft jerk baits" out of anger
-if you would really really really rather be fishing
-if you wonder how you could dam the creek down the road to make an excelent lake
-if you think like a fish 24/7
-if you dont just power fish but you power eat, shower, walk, pee, breath and just about power everything else
-If you've ever asked your girl friend why she's being such a crank bait
-if bassresource.com is your home page
-if your friends claim you were saying "Bass with teeth!" in your sleep (true story lol)
-if you've ever hooked yourself in the face with a spinner bait and actually considered leaving it in for a while because it looks awsome!
-if your have permanant bass thumb
-if Keven Vandam and Rick Clunn are you heroes
-If you went through dozends of Rattle Traps to find the ones with the best sound
-If you can carry on a two sided conversation with a bass
Just a few of my ideas, lets hear some of yours