Got this in an email and had to share it. Funny but true......
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one!
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course
of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
notice
how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer
was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship
between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her
an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
___________________________________
Dear Mom ,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy
ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since
you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
___________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:
___________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Jennifer, I'm not say ing that you 'do not'
sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her
own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
___________________________________
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!