Bubba and Earl are out walkin through the woods and come across a huge hole in the ground. "I wonder how deep it is" says Bubba. Earl throws a small stone in to try to tell how deep it is. Bubba says, "we need something bigger" They search around the woods a bit and find an old transmission. They drag it over and roll it into the hole. A few seconds later, they hear a loud crashing and brush breaking behind them and here comes a goat going 90M mph right past them and jumps in the hole!! They are speechless. An old farmer comes walking up and asks them "have y'all seen a goat around here?" "sure did, he ran right past us and jumped right into that hole!!!" The farmer says "well thats impossible, I had him chained up to a transmission"