I was camping on the edge of the Arkansas river near Salida Colorado about 15 years ago , doing a little gold panning . One night I was relaxing in the tent and I heard someone whisper “ I’ve got you where I want you, and now I’m going to eat you. “ I grabbed my flashlight , ripped the tent flap back and there stood a guy from Oklahoma staring at a big booger on the end of his finger . Oh the horror !