So I finally caught some fish with a plastic worm. Senko. One with a texas rig, one carolina rig. One bass, one pickerel.
I had been trying for a while. And when I was a kid, I tried ALOT to catch fish with anything besides live bait and had zero, I mean zero, success. I was kind of thinking that live bait was really the only way to go, and the rest of it was just a scam to make money. It's good to know this stuff actually works.
Gotta work on feeling bites, and setting hooks. I definitely got the attention of more than two fish. Would be nice to catch a few more. I'm having some trouble figuring out when I'm getting a nibble, and when I'm just pulling my bait through some leaves/grass on the bottom.
Related question: What's the deal with those "trout bites". The little neon marshmallows in a jar. I've tried them a lot of places, including places where there should be trout, and had not even had a nibble. I mean absolutely nothing.