It's Friday and Ben, 82yrs. old, has just finished his physical. 'I'm pleased to say that you're in excellent shape' the Dr. informs him. So Ed asks the doc to give him three * pills. 'What in the world are you going to do with three of them the Dr. inquires. Well, My new honey is coming over tonight and I thought I might show her a good time. 'And the other two?' Well, my landlady is stopping by on Sat. to collect the rent, and I thought I might be able to knock a little off, if you know what I mean and on Sun. my ex will be coming by to collect her alimony and I thought I'd show her what she's been missing.
The Dr. thought about it for a minute and agreed, on one condition. First thing Mon. morning, Ed was to stop by so the doc could check him out. The doc went home and didn't think about Ed until Mon. on his train ride into the city.
When he got to his office, Ed was already waiting there. With his arm in a sling. 'What the hell happened to you" the doc asked.
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