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Bassn Blvd

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  1. I'm so *#*#*# right now. My new Loomis GLX Senko rod will arrive tomorrow and I forgot the wife took the next 4 days off of work. That means she'll be home while I'm at work so I won't be able to intercept it.
  2. No it wasn't. It was out of this world horrible.
  3. She's supposedly a hermaphrodite, not a transsexual. She reminds me of Modonna in her younger days.
  4. That's exactly what I'm talking about. You can be our President.
  5. Hiding or justifying new rods, reels and tackle from the wife is becoming more and more difficult. For me, hiding them is super hard because they are on display in the corner of the dining room. I refuse to put by babies in the garage or boat locker . So, with that being said, I came up with the idea of having a Voucher's Club. I don't condone lying to your wife but there comes a time when we have to help out our brother fisherman. It's not like you're telling the wife your employer is sending you out of town for the week for some kind of training, but instead you head out on a fishing adventure with your buddies. What I'm suggesting is this. Whenever you get a new rod or reel, tell the wife you BORROWED it from one of the members on BR. You can throw out one of the BR Voucher's Club members name. Your wife can even contact the "lender" for verification. This should work for 1 or 2 good purchases a year, unless the wife keeps track on how long you keep the "borrowed" rod/reel. If that's the case, then we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. I'm not saying this will work for everyone or on every wife. Some wives are pretty smart and can't be fooled. My idea won't work if you and your wife share the same bank account or if she has access to your account . My wife doesn't share my bank account so it's a little easier for me to hide my money, just not my gear. So, what do yall think? Will my idea be something that can work?
  6. Being a man has nothing to do with being a sick *#*#! Brushhoggin, I hear ya on the doughnut hole ;D. Tyrius- NO, I DON"T touch anything in the bathroom with my bare hand except the toilet paper. I get all grossed out when I see people flush to the urinal with their hands. The guy before you just flushed with the same hand he held Mr. Johnson, who probably spit on him, and now you come along and touch it.
  7. and her "partner" only weighs 149 pounds.
  8. Thanks for answering my question. It seems you're on the right track to cultivating some real monsters. She sure is a beauty. Perhaps Lil' Em can sink a hook or two into her next time
  9. That's great, I'm glad you whaked'em hard. No pictures though only means they were dinks
  10. WOW! I'm glad the lessons I gave you are finally paying off .. It would be GREAT if you and I can do that at Thursday's tourny.
  11. What a giant, Paul. You never cease to amaze me with the hawgs you catch. Not to discredit anything you spoke about, but is it possible when you caught her last year it was post spawn? If it was post-spawn, would that account why she was long and thinner than she is now at pre-spawn?
  12. Hovering is somewhat ok, but only for solids.
  13. Any toilet other than your own, do you pad the seat with paper or do skin to seat? I refuse to sit without plenty of padding. I'll mess my pants before I go bare skin to the seat.
  14. Saltwater: Swordfish, Wahoo, Strawberry Grouper, Sandperch. Freshwater: Speck, Catfish (both fried)
  15. I only get fully undressed when I get the runs. You know the kind- when you are doubled over with stomach cramps and you pass gas but when you look in the bowl it's full of mud. Then you feel fine for about 2-3 minutes when all of a sudden the cramps start and more mud falls. Sometimes the whole process will repeat itself 3 or 4 times. :'(
  16. I gott'em all right because I'm a smart SOB.
  17. Yes. And I occassionally have sex with a real woman. That was GREAT!!! Don't listen to David. He has spent too much time in his fish tank. DL rocks!!!!
  18. Horror movies don't scare me much anymore since I read Hannibal. I had the same nightmare over and over for about two weeks. For some reason, that book totally @#$#$% me up. It's been about 10 yrs since I read the book and I can still remember the nightmares as if they happened yesterday. :'(
  19. Stressful is when you have 3 traffic lights and 2 school zones between you and the toilet with the turtle head poking and the stomach gurgling.
  20. I agree. Why should I have to pay to help get rid of a problem? It could be fun though. Do you want to go?
  21. Ok, ok, ok, I'm here. I did not watch the awards and I forgot what Dave said the movie would win. I do remember saying I would buy Dave something if he won though. I think it was a couple packs of his favorite soft plastic from a BR sponsor. I think the bet was for best picture? Did it win best picture? If so, then it's a conspiracy because no way Hurt Locker should have won. David, remind me what the bet was for and I'll pay up.
  22. The most popular/obvious one that comes to mind is the drop shot. But it's called a different name in saltwater.
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