My 2yr old was giving me a hug and hanging from my waist while I drug him across the floor. All of a sudden I was screaming like a little girl and cursing like a sailor. The little sht bit me through my shirt, shorts, underwear and right on the tip of my worm. Not only did he make IT bleed but he also left a tooth mark. :'(
At the time, I didn't think it was funny. In fact, it was quite painful. The Wife, however, dang near peed her pants from laughing.
Being kicked, punched and kneed in the "no fly zone" is one thing, but being bitten takes it to a whole different level.