I checked my mailbox as I was leaving for work today and I find a package addressed to me from Burley. I thought to myself, , what could this be? A late Christmas gift or early birthday gift? And then I remembered. Oh sh**! I had mailed him some DVD's and hid a 12" black worm in the box .
Now I was going to scratch my name off the address label and put the wifes name on there and let her open it because there was no telling what Burley sent, but I couldn't do that to the wifey poo. I went ahead, extremely cautiously, and opened it. Well, this is what he sent me. It looks horrible but smells rather sweet. It appears to be some kind of homemade Burley concoction. There are m&m's, cheerios, pretzels, wheat chex and some kind of foreign matter.
I fed some of it to the dog about 40 minutes ago and will wait another 20 to see if he survives before I try some