That’s easy! I can’t catch a d**n fish.
The way I see it, I’m going to release the fish anyways so why catch one? Instead I just buy rods, reels, and a ton of tackle, to test the durability of said items. Don’t forget the boat I bought two years ago. Oh and the Garmin I just bought.
Yup, that’s it! I’m a durability tester! ?
Is it spring yet? I have new stuff to try out.