TnRiver46

Yes! My theme song. They even mention how greasy they are at the end haha

Because that’s how the type of savages that don’t like Miller high life use forks

? don’t you ever dream about a life ……… where corn don’t grow

I had to post two so you could see what’s in the cobbler

Two whistle pigs today

Yall better not take Rizzo……

Not fun at all once you’ve caught them is the problem. Well that and the horrible flavor frog is the most common bowfin catching lure we use down south. Well that or plastic worm

From an outsider prospective, Minnesota is a way better place to fish than California simply because there’s so much more water Then again I have never experienced winter in Minnesota

Tell the customers that

Please just make him go away

Horsepower limit? Just put different stickers on the cowling . I don’t think you can truly test horsepower without a pretty complex machine. Also on a car you can get different readings at the head and the rear wheels so I imagine on a boat it would be different at the powerhead and the lower unit

Absolutely. The traffic is a sight to behold up there

I’ve had to remove many many live and dead possum from the void under a bathtub. It’s a good hidey hole to live or die. Norway rats like it too…….

Yes they were complaining like crazy, thus the new rules . Some players even said they didn’t get enough food, total BS right there. I had plenty of buddies that lived in the athletic dorm and they had way better food than all the other cafeterias as you might imagine

Yep. Water speed and fishing pressure at the two limiting factors, even though you and I are 400+ miles apart on the same river

If you factor in student loan interest, a scholarship is worth a couple million dollars. These guys complaining about being under compensated drives me mad

Frontier anglers can take you on a smallmouth river float . There’s huge trout in downtown gatlinburg, the bass fishing opportunities are endless . I caught this monster in sevierville Friday while my buddies wife was shopping

A cool mist coming off 69 degree water makes the hot evenings feel a lot better

River smallies indeed love to eat a big lunch at noon

If I didn’t fish when there was lightning in the area, I would never fish. It can happen on the Fourth of July and Christmas and anywhere in between. It typically happens when the weatherman says it will not so why listen to him???

I like the smell of a pipe and a cigar but every time I tried tobacco I nearly fall out of the boat and got really dizzy. Bluh. Very similar to a gas station biscuit, I’ve learned my lesson To resist

Ah, gotcha. Sweet rig!!!

I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole once of micro fishing in Japan, they take it to an entirely different extreme. Bass resource may have even been how I slipped into this rabbit hole, I can’t remember

At least he has a head start on what is tolerable if the grocery stores ever close haha

Well this thread is an excellent read……….. my 3 biggest LM were all on different lures so I can’t add much but they were all somewhere about 8lbs, one maybe a tad bigger. #1 hit a buzzbait in water willow, that was not a light bite, more of a terrifying explosion like an M80 hit the water (south Alabama). #2 Hit a chartreuse pepper zoom worm in water willow. Unfortunately I don’t remember it biting but I’m guessing that means he didn’t smash it or I would remember. (Southeastern texas) #3 hit a silver buddy on December 27 (E Tn). I’m guessing it hit on the fall but I felt it when I went to jig the bait. I don’t think it counts as the strike but as soon as the hooks connected, almost instantly that fish very nearly pulled me off the front deck of the boat on a hellacious run. I had just picked up my buddies rod and casted, never used it before , no clue what action. The fish pulled so hard the rod slammed the gunnel and I didn’t know what to do so I pushed the thumb bar (my first ever experience free spooling, maybe that’s why I like it so much). Some critters are just ornery, and we haven’t even talked smallmouth yet……..