Look, yesterday we poked a little fun at you. You were advised by one of the mods to help along the way and the thread was closed.
It appears that you didn't heed the advice given, so I will try to help you out. For those of you that know me, I know this is a stretch. ;D
It's great that you are excited about bass fishing. Telling "fishing stories" is part of the game, but they have to be marginally close to the truth. Seriously, take a look at what you wrote and tell me that you are being remotely honest about your day?
If not, man up and say it wasnt entirely the truth. If you still think it's the truth, well.... : Your future interactions on here might not be as courteous. ;D
Really, chill out and enjoy the place. Dont stink it up with