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Yeah that what I thought. I have fart around with that simulator to learn how buy and sell security. Problem I have with that simulator..if prediction pays off and you gain a crap load of fake money, you will be mad because you could have done that in real life.

You are not buying enough thin mints! http://www.thefamuanonline.com/news/girl_scouts_cookie_sales_crumbling-1.1591208 ;D ;D

At end of my post I put "it is illegal." The stock simulator what I assume Nater is doing in his class. Just do it quietly where the professor will not find out. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE ANYONE TO TRY THE PUMP AND DUMP TECHNIQUE IN THE REAL MARKET!!!!

My portfolio just hit an all time low. Stocks are going down faster than a bottle of vodka at Courtney Love's house. But I'm continue to ride my loss until it turns to gain. Hey Nater, can you do options in your class? do a call and a put option on your stocks. That way if it goes up in the time frame you choose you make money, if it goes down, you still make your money. That about only thing I can think of to make cash in today's market. If you really want make small profit spread on the stock simulator try this; Get all your buddies to push a lot of cash into one stock sending it up, then quickly dump it and then short sell it and tell your buddies to pull all the cash out. That high buy and sell of liquidity should increase and decrease the stock. So basically your just making small profit if you do it right. Correct me if I'm wrong anyone, but I believe this is call portfolio pumping and it is illegal in the real market.

State of Alabama: Only state that has a college football team that won more National Title than any other NCAA Division I schools. Is bass fishing captial of the world. Has best selections of lakes within a reasonable drive. Was once the captial of the south back in 1800s. Err, I'll post more later, must continue my paper!

I don't understand why we are making fun of lawyers? The jokes are catchy, but we paid the lawyers to do all the stuff they do. :

"I'm your huckleberry" means to accept the challenge and you are the guy that will defeat him. Connor: Jeez! It's a *bleep* six-shooter. *bleep*! Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius. Connor: What the *bleep* were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man? [after Rocco accidentally turns a cat into a splatter on the wall] Murphy: I can't believe that just *bleep* happened! Rocco: Is it dead? Boondock Saint is one amazing movie!

If I'm not mistaken one of the reasons they are out of buisness is cooking the books. That only reason why they are out of business. Enron called it "Hypothetical Accounting". For instance if you made 100 grands they wrote down 50 grands. If they sold 40 dollar worth of crap they wrote down 100.00 HAHAHAHAHA

If I was going to Mexico, I'd go to Cabo San Lucas. I've only been to Cozumel, Mexico.

Somebody from Team Depend needs a nap. :

I had to write a paper about a poem. She graded my paper and commented that I need to use "literary present tense" rather than past tense. I'm writing about something that already happen!!! you! I needed to get that off my chest.

I used to work at K-mart. You be amazed at the crap I've dealt with. This one of my favorite. I was manning the customer service desk for about 15 minute, so the other lady can have her 15 minute break. This ugly looking woman came into store and she had a western union check. She goes "cash this." I replied "I can't, you have to take that to a bank and cash it." She look at me like I'm stupid and went "hunny, you have a western union machine, this here is a Western Union check and I want YOU to cash it for ME." I once again said "Ma'am I can issue you a check, but I cannot cash it. I'm not going to explain to you how banking and checking system work, so trust me your bank will gladly give you cash for it." she once and again said "I want my money! you or Western Union has my money! get me a manager." I called the manager and she comes down and said "we cannot cash your check, but your bank will." She got mad and said "hell with it." and left. I don't understand why she upset? All she had do was go to a bank, there was actually a bank across street. There was a guy in electronic asked if he could have a 900.00 tv for 400.00 and I said "sir, we are trying to make a profit, I cannot sell you that tv for 400.00" He complained to manager about me. She apologized to him on my behalf and told me not to do it again. We laugh about it 2 weeks later. Oh well, I could write a book on things I've seen and done.

Congratulation to Skeet Reese! He deserves it. It was his time.

WOW!

Down to 2 more anglers.

Cameramen and reporters sending message back to blog writers. They are amateurs at it. ;D

In 2003 Ike claimed in his book that he was asked to do break dance after his victory. Lets listen and see what happens.

It was prediction base on day 2 weight I think. Skeet and Fralick needs at least 16 pounds to beat Ike, so it going to be CLOSE!!!

IKE WINNING!!!!! Hite did catch a 7 pounder yesterday. This is today heavy fish.

I know, but 24 pound is the biggest sack of the tournament.

Kenyon hill weight in 6-13 bass with 5 fish weighting 24 pounds. Biggest sack of the tournament.

Leader board working now. I"m using my I.E. for leader board and audio.

Leaderboard not working, but the live audio working I just cannot understand what the *bleep* they are saying. lol. He just talking random crap and no one weighing in yet.

I think my problem is firefox. I get on Internet explorer in a minute and see if it works. I have an account with Ameritrade and all the live streaming tools I have access to, half of 'em do not work on firefox, but works on I.E. Let me try accessing it through I.E. and see if it works.

I swing fish into the boat, but I'm quick to prevent it from flopping so much. What wrong with swinging fish into the boat?