> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
> officer says, I clocked you
> at 80 miles per hour sir. The driver says ... Gee
> officer I had it on cruise
> control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
> calibrating.
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
> Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car
> doesn't have cruise control.
>
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
> looks over at his wife and
> growls ... can't you please keep your mouth shut for
> once? The wife smiles
> demurely and says ... you should be thankful your
> radar detector went off
> when it did.
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
> illegal radar detector
> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
> clenched teeth ...darn it
> woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?
>
> The officer frowns and says ... and I notice that
> you're not wearing your
> seat belt sir. That's an automatic $75 fine. The
> driver says ... yeah well,
> you see officer, I had it on but took it off when
> you pulled me over so that
> I could get my license out of my back pocket. The
> wife says ... now dear,
> you know very well that you didn't have your seat
> belt on. You never wear
> your seat belt when you're driving.
>
> And as the police officer is writing out the third
> ticket the driver turns
> to his wife and barks ...
> WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP???
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks ...
> does your husband always talk to you this way ...
> Ma'am?
>
>
>
>
>
> "Only when he's been drinking"