My wife and I and her brother's family were visiting all our kids at summer camp in upstate NY -- this adventure took place a couple of decades ago -- and we stayed at a local hot spot called Scott's Family Resort ("Since 1869"). The place had seen better days -- had probably peaked about a hundred years ago, and by now was just a touch on the extremely musty side. There was the main hotel (where my sister-in-law drank way too much one evening and at 2am woke us to let us know that all three of our young kids were gay, which they are still not), and there were also some outer cottages that leaned quite a bit. But the place was, honestly, on a very gorgeous lake. To find something to do the first evening, we wandered over to the old entertainment room and sat in the folding chairs among a dozen other guests to hear a musician on the stage, a straw-hatted singing banjo player that could not possibly have been under 103 years old playing songs from the 1910s, along with his young chorus of 90 year-olds. The entertainment was all very good only in the sense that there were no deaths or other medical emergencies during the show. We vowed never to attend another show at Scott's.
The next morning I awoke uncharacteristically early (probably due to the asymmetrical mattress) and wandered down to the lake shore, where a blanket of mist hung over the clear waters, and the autumn colors of the trees above shone brilliantly in the rising sun. A man, a black man, was trying to overturn his overturned little skiff so he might fish a bit in the lovely morning, and of course I dashed over to lend a hand. Naturally, he then invited me along to fish. It turned out he was the grand entertainment that night. Indeed, he was the "amazing" Steve DePass, "Americas Singing Poet." He was touring all the finest country places. Anyway, we fished. We caught a one inch perch or two, but he asked a lot of questions about me, and by the end he knew all there was to know about my life. I promised I would be at his show. He was the big Saturday night attraction at Scotts.
I told my wife the story and she said that's very nice, but going to the entertainment hall again was out. I said a promise was a promise and we HAD TO GO. She said "no" only 20 more times, and then agreed to go. This time the joint was packed. Lots of the local showed up, too (there's nothing else to do around there anyway.) America's Singing Poet asked over the mike if I were there (I raised my hand) and sang ABOUT ME for 20 minutes, and very cleverly, and funny as h**l, and I was down on the floor paralyzed with laughter and my wife thought she must have been transported to a parallel universe because this stranger was singing things about me that nobody else knew. Apparently, this guy can make up a humorous rhyming song about absolutely anything or anyone, instantly.
And half the show was about me because I helped him lift his boat and went fishing with him for an hour.