A sad day for the "MOJO BRACELET"...............
To the family of "MOJO BRACELET"
c/o Bassresource.com
We regret to inform you that after surviving numerous dangerous skirmishes in the battlefields of the Middle East, and performing with great valor in each, it has come to our attention that during a well deserved furlough while in transit that "MOJO BRACELET" has been officially declared "Missing In Action" by the United States Postal Service.
Since this incident appears to be the result of extreme negligence on the part of the U.S.P.S. the details will remain "Classified". No remains have been found, only a note signed by the last few friends who had the pleasure of "MOJO'S" company.
I regretfully never had the honor of seeing the MOJO personally, however I feel a closeness based on reputation alone. After suffering the disappointment of being next in line to receive MOJO and dealing with the sad reality that he was lost so carelessly by those we trusted on the journey, I have taken the liberty of constructing a memorial and a "Rookie Replacement" for "MOJO BRACELET". It shall continue on MOJO's journey and seek to complete the peaceful mission began by it's honorable predecessor. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. GOODBYE FRIEND!
Ronnie (Alpster) :'(
God Bless,
Ronnie