Short version: Ground wasps. Don’t mow over their hive.
Storytime:
So looks like I’m done fishing for the year. Remote chance I’ll be able to get out in late November, but I’m not banking on it.
Saturday morning started innocently enough. Was gonna mow the lawn and then relax the rest of the day. Made the first pass with the lawn mower, and my left foot gave out on some wet grass and I went down hard. I look at my foot, and it’s facing the wrong way. Totally busted. I yelled some profanities, and started to crawl to get to my girlfriend inside so she can call the ambulance. And then I felt it. I looked down at my body, and I’m covered in wasps. Stinging me on my face and neck, legs, arms, in my shirt, pants, there are hundreds. I start to fade in and out of consciousness as my busted ankle and million wasp stings start to get to me. I’m swatting them the best I can, but with a totally shattered ankle I can’t do much.
I ended up losing consciousness on my drive way as I tried to crawl across it. My girlfriend thankfully had heard my yells, and comes out as I regain some level of consciousness. I tell her not to come near me as I’m covered in ticked off wasps, and just call 911. She sobbing of course, and calls ambulance that would end up showing up very fast, in under 10 minutes. So they show up to a guy with a foot that is facing the wrong way, covered in wasp stings, huge hives, and wheezing so much I can barely breathe.
They load me into the ambulance and give me epinephrine and some other stuff to stop the anaphylaxis, and some pain meds for the leg. At this point I’m completely delirious, and immediately admitted upon arrival to the hospital. They scheduled me for surgery that was completed yesterday morning to fix 2 broken bones in the tibia and fibula, as well as 2 in the foot. In the meantime they had me on a Benadryl drip to help curb the anaphylaxis, which had thankfully started to fade by this time.
Surgery was successful, and the reaction to the wasps is gone besides hundreds of itchy welts. No more hives or labored breathing. I’ll be on crutches for 10-12 weeks, then a boot for some time after that.
So that was my weekend. A bad situation that almost turned really bad because of wasps. If you see any wasp/bee activity along the ground, inspect for a hive before mowing. If I was highly allergic to wasp venom, I probably would have died as they stung me dozens and dozens of times as I could barely stay conscious.
So that’s my story and PSA. Ground wasps, they suck.