speed craw

I dunno looks likes shes reaching for some pringles but to lazy to walk.

I have nice cars in my shop ever so often . But every now and then I get a gem . Fixed a tire for the nice owner . The this color is just right for this car ,ZR 1 corvette any other car guys on here ?

Roll that beautiful bean footage

We need a sketch artist for verification.

Where I grew up it was a decent sized town , but everyone knew almost everybody . So good luck on doing something you weren't supposed to cause come sunday morning peoples ears were burning .

I to have had a hippo moment after waffle house splatter platter plate .

Would it have made a difference had he have been handicapped ? I mean It was the truth . Had it been any other generation that made this happen or anyone else it would have been titled differently . But its no different when older generations say things in reverse it was in all good humor . Its not like I target older people for gags or puns etc . Most of my fishing buddies from who I have learned everything fishing and in life are easily 60 plus , there joints are more in tune to the weather than the weatherman . This is coming from a buddy of mine thats 63 , I am not in this to prove a point . This whole sections for everything else was meant to relax and have some fun not to be taken serious .

Check forum.gon.com website in ga , in the for sale section they always have something going on in there .

$5 says its a picture of the some weird creatures that inhabit a waffle house at 2 am .

No I appreciate your response and everyone elses , just the negativity really caught me off guard . Usually when you discuss bowel movements a debate is not something on the agenda for serious cnn cross examination .

I used to live on the pec deck , scissor machine for your chest and stomach machine as well as for your biceps . The problem was I lived on it so much at one time I looked like an olympian from the waist up but had the bottom half of an 8 year old . So glad to see you're working your lower section as well .

the plunger was in there along with the toilet tank being empty from trying to flush the titanic .

I may , both have been known to make ray charles flinch .

I am pretty sure we found the culprit to be raiders sister roughly 6 pages ago .

Harry and the hendersons has hijacked your computer you need to download the homeland security virus protection in the other thread .

Good lord , If I offended people it was not my intention it was meant as being funny .

I have never seen so many people get there feathers ruffled over a t rex sized turd in my life . Seriously people this was supposed to be an entertaining thread. Most of the people , I generally associate with are easily double my age if they can get it and get a kick out of it whats the deal?

This sux I just gave one of my old ones away had this happened a while ago I would have just given it to you .

Nothing worth losing sleep over . I swore raider would have made a collage of information already .

I never expected the customer do squat . He is a customer not a custodian . My bathrooms are cleaned twice daily as they should be expected and over stocked for customers convenience . I was surprised as how the situation arised . I clearly stated just kidding regarding in reference to the repair bill , I am not in the business over over charging customers for anything . I live and work in a neighborhood comunity where garages and buisness's live and die by reputation. So my reputation as a fair establishment is solid , nor did I brag about anything. So I don't know where your implementation was in reference to my character ?

I was expecting to much toilet paper . This stopped me cold in my tracks.

Now I am a nice young country boy , who has respect for everyone and I dont hate anyone . I have manners and patience , now my wife would disagree . However I mean after the situation he went and sat down in my front lobby and continued to watch tv with not a care in the world just like hiroshima had just been leveled . Needless to say his brake service was interestingly expensive . Just kidding but good lord I probably laughed about this most of the day . Raider you have competition for king of the oval office .

Is there a gene that when you turn 60 plus you generally just don't care anymore . I had an old man blow it up in my showroom bathroom , then walk out and tell me I have a clogged toilet . To my dismay he had actually found mt everest and left it there and insisted that I move said mountain . Who in their right mind does that then invites a tourist group to inspect ? Not to mention last week I witnessed an older lady on the little grocery cart run slap through a bean display at a local grocery store then drive over the evidence and continue shopping as if the beans had somehow ran out and got in her way . Now mind you I had died laughing and so did like 8 other people but I mean when does the switch kick in ?