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coryn h. fishowl

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  1. Are you sir, sharing the bed with a woman, because most women I know would have me celebrating my victory on the couch real quick...and if she doesn't...she's a keeper
  2. Haha, no rattlesnakes, but plenty of scorpians and giant beetles. Snakes don't bother me, I grew up playing with copperheads, removing them for people in Louisiana. Yeah, all my stuff is with USAA, after all, I have to get paid a day early so I can go through those slim Px pickings first lol...and unfortunately we can't shoot any wildlife, no matter how much more tasty they would be than the Chow Hall food. However, I did see our resident 6'5" big sonofagun, freak out when a bird landed on him at the range while I drill Sergeant told him to do pushups for interacting with the wildlife...and whoever coined the name Fort Chill or Fort Silly is full of crap lol, but Jackson is laid back. Thanks, as soon as I get a pass to go anywhere n base...food is priority, followed closely by fishing. Thanks for the advice! I've been picking the brains of the firearms dealer at the Px about fishing holes.
  3. my computer did that thing again where it double post...meh, I'm to tired to care and I got wakeup at 4:00 a.m....no matter how used to it I become...waking up before 6:00 without a fishing pole or a bow in my hand seems like a cardinal sin
  4. I'm honestly not sure what the goal of this post is, nor how well I can still form a grammatically correct sentence after the reduction of multisyllabic words in my vocabulary (and steep increase in my five letter word vocabulary) that I underwent in Army basic training. Including reception, it had been more than 11 weeks since I had gone fishing. Although based on how long the days felt, one would think that all that army funding that certainly wasn't allocated towards our crappy hand-me-down gear, was used to build a time lengthening device. Not having anything to read actually helped mitigate the pain of being exposed to information about the newest Rapala I was missing,and through some amazing act of willpower, which most likely entailed more laziness and a deep yearning to hear music than actual willpower, for the thirty minutes we usually were given our phones a week if we were perfect, model little G.I Joe's, I managed to force myself away from this website. Being as Bass Resource is so laden with nostalgia of all the fishing gear I left behind that when I close my eyes I can almost smell the sweet (to use this term lightly) fragrance of Powerbait and can nearly feel a treble hook caught in my hand...or that one time, as a child, that my back cast went to far and almost tore more than my shorts. Luckily I knew that pain probably meant I shouldn't cast forward. Anyway, I'm now far away for Fort Sill Oklahoma and the entertaining artillery strikes that I know would have been both my saving grace and biggest antagonist in my fishing adventures, should I have had the opportunity to go fishing. It would be my salvation for the convenience of providing me with an excuse as to why the fish are spooked, due giant HEAT rounds that I can even feel the shockwave from, and my most extreme annoyance for the frustrated fits of profanity laden, boot stomping that I would have felt justified in executing, being that I could blame artillerymen,that would actually be the thing terrifying bass...it's a vicious cycle. Now I am at fort Huachuca Arizona, at AIT, and in a few weeks I will be afforded the freedom to do such things as go fishing or hunting, and though you can lease the gear to do so from a sportsman center, my noble pride...and complete inability to notice or catch the money flying out of my wallet at light speed as I walk through a Cabela's convincing myself with the fervor of a drug addict or a priest that I need this or that bait to live virtuously, laden with the burden of a massive stringer of bass (about which I will be exceptionally humble of course.) Simply put, it would seem that I have lost the ability to fathom what it feels like to have a fat bass in my hand, to have a long black pole that isn't the barrel of a rifle...and most of all, to walk like I have all the time in the world. So help me remember what that's like. Tell me how your season is going, about the trials and tribulations of your longest haitus of fishing, or if you are military then about your deployments...especially if you were sent to a place where the only water was buried under dunes that mockingly flowed like water. Hell, tell me your poor ice-locked sons of guns about your cabin fever...because given that I spent the better part of my winter seasons losing my already frail grip on sanity in Illinois winters or succumbing to OCD-like repetitive, stubborn behaviors in tiny Louisiana, chocolate milk farm ponds...it'll make it all seem fair that I now get to fish while it's your turn to deal with the ice; (unless you're one of the homicidal, psychopaths we call ice fisherman)
  5. I like pitching poppers into lil pads...and frogs, but i absolutely l love rigging a ragetail anaconda weightless and fishing it like a snake across the surface in any lakes were there are watersnakes
  6. ...and I can't wait to find this fountain of youth she has discovered lol. In all seriousness though, we have quite a diversified congregation here...as age matters little when it comes to running your motor for bass...or running your motor mouth to help the time pass.
  7. That sounds...terrible, as most any 17 year old you ask would probably say they want to be 25...okay well 21 really lol ...And my mother is celebrating he 28th, 18th birthday this year
  8. I usually take my beat up plastic worms, cut off the chewed up part, heat up the end with a lighter and meld it with another work. I've been called cheap before, as the argument proposing i am simply excercising my imagination doesn't convince those i fish with...but now I can say that i am alternatively disposing of plastics to protect our fish lol. All good humor aside though...when that Senko has been bit a few times, it might pinch your wallet to put on another one, but as Nike says..."just do it!"
  9. haha, well about time somebody on this forum found it lol, nice to know it did something
  10. Farmers aren't the problem, they use 10x less chemicals than lawns; plus given the shallow rotts of cut grass, those chemicals run off into water. Farmland doesn't cause the environmental degredation of the urban lawn.
  11. Yeah, it does greatly depend on the size of the lake. Lake Geneva has its fair share of manicure chemically juiced lawns sloped perfectly to dump a toxic load in the water, but because of sheer size, u don't notice the aging. The best example is to take a broad look at the decline of amphibian populations as an example. As water become more tainted, they die off. Even more importantly, the simple act of letting grass grow long and wild plants sprout at the lakes edge offers more insect life, more amphibian life, more food and shelter to various creatures like garter snakes and mice that are all incorporated into the food chain. Cutting it all down limits a lake's carrying capacity.
  12. I've been here before my friend, and I'm here for u in these hard times. You know, just to really help you, if you would like give me the location of this pond plus estimated average bass and ideal lure selection, then I may be able to offer to u a theraputic fishing partner. Trust me, I promise nobody else is listening. Haha. Ive
  13. More than two less than a million haha? I tried to count once, but then I decided to go back to fishing
  14. How many naturally occuring lakes/wetlands have been destroyed by pollution or drained to build subdivisions...which dig drainage ponds with lawns all around them.
  15. Well since cabin fever has already led me to learn knife making and set up a forge and even try ice fishing....let me go further off the deep end here before I finally have a chance to go fishing. Hang with me here, it gets better. LETS RANT ABOUT LAWNS AND HOW THEY RUIN FISHING! LAwns are a $40 billion industry. They use 75 million pounds of pesticides annually and devour more than 10 times the amount of insecticides and fertilizer than farmland. And since 10,000 gallons on water are used per 1,000 square feet of lawn, they account for 30-60% of urban fresh water usage....the result: fishing is ruined. Those chemicals wash into the pond and kill off all the amphibians/frogs very quickly (there goes some of a bass' favorite snacks) and cause massive algae growth. Now a couple of things can happen here. The algae could outgrow the plants, build up, then die off, depriving the lake of oxygen as it decays, killing off a crap ton of fish. We may step in instead and dump more chemicals into the lake to kill the algae....and really ensure that all those pesky, mildly necessary amphibians are dead too....as well as crustaceans/mollusks who are vulnerable to components in algaecides like copper. (More fish food dead...YAY!) Hold onto your pants folks, because this is where things get really fun. Fertilizers cause an accelerated buildup of pond scum, actually aging the pond at an incredible rate. Normally a pond transitions slowly from Rocky and cool to fairly mucky with plant life, then to chocolate milk, (think Louisiana waters) into marshland. With fertilizers being drained into them, they age faster than that nephhew you haven't seen in three years. (Seriously, last time I saw him he wanted a Nerf gun for Christmas, now he demands an iPhone or Samsung! To which I say "I'm not gonna buy you an iPhone, cause you ask for it, cause you need one...you don't...) ) This process makes the habitat unsuitable for the fauna far too quickly....killing them. (I think you've noticed a theme here by now) Of course there is also the weekly crop of rotting, ammonia creating, oxygen depleting grass clippings. Yet somehow, none of this ranks as the saddest of the facts. Imagine the beauty our forefathers must have seen when they first came here. Sunset painted lakes where mink bounded, dancing on fallen trees to the the music of whipporwhills and bullfrogs and the splashes of pike as turtles floated lazily at the surface of mirrorlike water, each one like a pebble, forming a step-stone path to paradise. A place where dragonflies caught mosquitos on the wing, doing their acrobatics as much to catch prey and perform for suitors as to avoid the multitudinous flocks of birds that gave a sweeter, soprano melody to the bass of leopard frogs. Where there is cut grass less than 2 inches, there are no minks, no garter snakes, no mice, few frogs, sparse crawfish, rare grasshoppers, no crickets, only the occasionally water strider...oh to name the loss of insect life alone would take days, but to name every food bass can utilize that would be lost...would be a tragic endeavor. A lawn is not an ecosystem. It is non-native, European cool species plants, not designed for our climate. Cutting it just makes it grow thicker, so that no other plants can get through. So that no diversity can add natural nourishment to the soil, like the humble clover plants, dutifully adding nitrogen to the soil, that for doing so, are rewarded only with poison. Cutting it prevents it from seeding itself and providing food (seed) Watering it in the heat of summer when it goes dormant....only to cut it, leaves bare ground with no cover for mice, snakes, grasshoppers, etc. You're all fisherman, so what happens to animals without cover and food? A lawn is the antithesis of an ecosystem, but the frustrating part is when it is put next to a pond, it masquerades as one. Children can grow up and learn to think that it is. Call my mindset an anachronistic luxury, but I'd rather bushwack to the pond without poison, the one I can call an ecosystem...a piece of forgotten wild. At least, I will when I take that nephew for the first time. He deserves to walk that step-stone path to paradise through the fallen trees and hear the call of the blackbird and whipporwhill, before it is replaced by pavement walkways, cut grass, and the sound of garter snake-mulching lawnmowers. *sigh*
  16. When you've read the Cabelas' and Bass Pro Shop catalogs cover to cover....twice....and still haven't gotten rid of them.
  17. When to keep from going insane thinking about fishing, you decide to befriend a blacksmith and learn blade-smithing; with every intention of making money off the skill...money that will be forked right over to the bait monkey clinging to your back.
  18. They have perfected finesse fishing, turning an art into a science. They are just so precise it's incredible....sometimes a custom swimbait will fetch up to $200 there.
  19. Ooooh. Now that's another way to keep me busy until the big thaw. I could imagine skipping under the docks...er, tables at my local high school. Or casting to those three pine trees on top of the hill in front of my house.
  20. It was nice to see another side of Daryl than the hunter. They only drop occasional hints at his past...Merle seeing the scars on his back, his drinking of moonshine...to hear him vulnerable and in the open was a rare treat. Even if they did burn a bunch of perfectly good "shine.
  21. Thats what I was referencing...what are they feeding HIM. Haha I assume it's something like: eye of newt, dragon tears, muscle milk and bull shark testosterone. Forget a punch, the deadliest move this guy could pull on you in a fight is to push you towards a wall! *Splat!*
  22. When out of sheer stubborness you refuse to let this thread die lol
  23. Congratulations, you have won a free psych eval. lol What are they putting in our food...this kid is amazing.
  24. In my case, it's less of a monkey, and more of a rabid, silverback, gorilla.
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