Yup, that 's me holding the bass and in companion of the brothers.
Speaking about tazing, down here where I live the city every year celebrates it 's foundation date with a fair that lasts a month, obvioulsy you just gotta go, and there are these people that make a living by charging you a small fee for the pleasure of being electrocuted with these portable devices, so it kinda becomes like a manhood contest amogst the youngsters, who can take more voltage for the longest time, sort of a higher tech version of bull riding. The loser pays the fee, plus whatever you might think the bet can be ( a round of drinks or the entrances for the **** fights, n 'such )
So the deal here is, physically I 'm as far away from Charles Atlas as we are from the nearest galaxy, I 'm not too tall, not too muscular, not too heavy, there used to be this guy that was completley the opposite which was a friend of a friend of mine, I didn 't like him much and really I avoided him as much as I can, why ? because he was verbally and physically abusive too me. Then one day I agreed to meet my friend at a bar in the fair and when I arrived there was this guy, should have walked away but I didn 't, this time I was going to get even my way, the opportunity was there and I was going to take it, knowing that his alpha male behaviour was one of his weaknesses I took advantage of it, we took a few drinks and went walking around the fair when I saw one of the guys I was talking about, I challenged this guy for a round of shocks; so there we were, my turn first, I grabbed the electrodes and the man turned on the device, needless to say I imediately surrendered, as you can imagine the bully made all sorts of remarks about my weakness/wussiness; his turn, he grabbed the electrodes and began the punishment, more voltage, more voltage, more voltage .... he contorted like when you drop salt ona slug, eyes popping out, mouth shut tight ( maybe to avoid the metal filling in his teeth from popping off ), man I swear I could see smoke coming from the top of his head but he just didn 't go them electrodes, after a while of punishment he finally released the electrodes. Ok, so I lost the electrocution fee, I lost a round of drinks ( the bet ) but man, the pleasure of seeing him getting electrocuted was well worth the money.
A few days later I saw him again, as you can imagine he immediatley refered to that event where he beat me to which I replied, " are you shure you beat me ? " , he just got the I don't understand ? face, " you didn 't beat me at all, the truth is that you lost, it was you contorting like salted slug, it was you the one in pain; beware of the Greeks bearing gifts ", after a while ( the time necessary for irony to permeate through a thick skull ) he just laughed like crazy, he finally understood that the joke was on him, he 's muscles, I 'm brain. After that he never behave abusive with me anymore.