read this one today
A game warden noticed how a guy named Sam always caught more fish than anyone else. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe. So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, then took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up. Well, when the game warden recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam, "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!" Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it, tossed it in the lap of the game warden and said, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?"