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preach4bass

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  1. I just had to look in the toilet to see if I'd had a bowel movement or if I'd just flushed a covey of quail. Mercy!
  2. As I was downing my 6 laxatives and the bottle of gag-a-maggot juice, I noticed that the laxative box says, "Gentle, predictable overnight relief". Overnight? All I can picture is some poor soul soiling his sheets. But, at least it would be gentle.....
  3. WOOOOO HOOOOO!!! Dove and Goose comes in September 2nd, Teal and Archery (for deer) come in the 7th! Come September, I'll be in the woods for the next 6 months!
  4. Asking a duck hunter what call you should buy is like asking a bass fisherman what lure you should buy. Answer: ALL OF THEM!!! The best way to learn how to duck hunt is go with a duck hunter. It's like bass fishing, as there are a million ways to do it. We kill some over decoys, some come in to the call(s), most are attracted to a combination of decoys and calls, and a few unfortunate ducks just happen to fly by the wrong place at the wrong time each season.
  5. PAC1- Yeah, that's because there was only one great team in the entire confrence. The SEC always has a few National Championship contenders in it, with more than one team making it to a BCS bowl. Again, I'm not an SEC fan, but there's nothing wrong with recognizing good football when we see it. And, the SEC has been showing us good football, even dominant football, for the past several years.
  6. Duck is great! I cooked some on the grill last night, and just ate some leftover for lunch. We typically butterfly the breasts, stuff them with cream cheese and jalapeno peppers, wrap them in bacon, and then grill them until the bacon is crisp.
  7. I'm not an SEC fan, but any fool can see that they're the best confrence in college football right now. Unless you've got some kind of wierd agenda, you judge a confrence based on their top-tier teams. All confrences (including the SEC) have celler dwellers. But, not all confrences have a top-tier that rivals the SEC. In fact, the results of the past several seasons show that no other confrence has a top-tier that rivals the SEC. They are the best right now.
  8. We don't do anything with our duck feathers, but goose feathers can be saved to stuff a pillow or something else. But, you have to kill A LOT of geese to get enough down to do anything with. We just cut the breasts out and toss the carcasses in a buddy's fox pen.
  9. I'd order a double cheeseburger and an order of fries from our local McDonalds. By the time they got my order right and got it to me, I'd have another couple of years to live!
  10. Frog legs, crawdads, duck wraps, and a big bowl of icecream.
  11. If Elvis was dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave.
  12. Great news! Get well soon!
  13. I heard the McRib is back.
  14. Tuna causes cancer......this week. Next week Tuna will cure cancer.
  15. 5 weeks to go, but I won't be using a bow!
  16. My wife, two girls, and I get by on about $300 a month, and some of that is feed. We raise and can our own vegetables, have chickens for eggs and meat, and most of the other meat we eat is wild game.
  17. I know it's hard to see through the bad things some times, but from the outside looking in, you're a blessed man. That little boy holding a bass with his daddy makes you one lucky dude!
  18. I guess since I rained on your parade, you had to go and rain on mine too. Our garden was doing great until almost three weeks of rain flooded it and killed almost everything off.
  19. I'm watching it over the air, for free! Sure beats paying to not be able to watch it.
  20. The good: I once found a tree that had been drug offshore for structure and was loaded with bass. It produced 19 bass in 19 consecutive casts! They were all between 1.5 and 2.5 pounds. The bad: Over a period of 3 fishing trips I spend a total of 18 hours without catching a fish. During that streak, I made lost one about every way possible.
  21. Buy a boat. You don't have to have one of those "fancy boats". A fairly inexpensive Jon boat or canoe can be found practically anywhere. If you harness your frustration into paddling power, you'll be able to maneuver around the lake very quickly! I was fishing from my boat a few years ago and a couple of guys showed up to fish the bank right in front of me. I moved up the river a few yards to avoid a confrontation, but one of the men walked up the bank to where I was fishing and hit my boat with his bottom rig and 3 ounce pyramid sinker. We then had a confrontation. I guess all bank fishermen are arrogant turds....
  22. Don't forget: Tim has won more playoff games with the Broncos than you and Manning combined.
  23. I'm a duck hunter first, and an opportunist meat hunter second. We'll kill deer, squirrel, rabbit, doves, snakes, bullfrogs, and crawdads too, but more so for the meat than the sport.
  24. This man has dealt with people before!
  25. If you want to know what you're eating, grow it, raise it, kill it, or catch it yourself.
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