You bought matching truck and boat trailer rims.
You pierced your daughters ears with a 2/0 worm hook.
You named a pet after your favorite lure.
You have bluegill or perch in the family fish tank.
You have a skin mouth right next to the wedding photos.
You find a way to bring up your personal best in every conversation.
You have a spare rod combo in your wife's car.
You bought a house in a bad neighborhood, poor school system, and far away from work just so you're closer to the lake.
Your favorite dance is The Worm.
You have reel grease stains on your couch.
You thought about eating pork trailers.
On a recent trip to court you corrected the judge that you set the hook instead of setting the bail.