clayton86

I think black and tans. I would love a plott or blue tick but I dont have a house or a yard really I dont like keeping a dog penned up inside. The soon to be ex always got dogs and they never lasted cuz they were so bad and I blame it on being in an apartment they couldent run and play to burn energy so they destroyed the apartment.

I Did it the other day when I seen this on another forum I frequent

The coons I gave to my nephew and his buddy they got 17 the other night or so they say but they have the stretchers and everything I just skin em and freeze em till I get a pile then take em to the fur buyer. The opossum I just left for coyote bait I'm going back out tonight. And the divorce working out not likely she cheated while I was deployed and were tryin to work things out like start fresh so I'm living with my mom but the other day I stoped in to get diapers for my son an the guy was there so clearly she's still ya know. She says they were just talking but I'm not buying it so I told her I need some time to find my self. I will never e able to trust her so looks like more hunting and fishing time with out interruption.

Got these 2 last night out of the same tree about an hour apart. Went out at first with the "wife" spooked a fox coming into the field so I threw the caller down tried to get it back in and ended up getting 2 doe and a opossum to come to red fox rally and luscious lips on the foxpro ??? The opossum made it about 150yds from us and was standing at the edge of a huge puddle trying to figure out how to cross it and that's where it met a 20gr game point from the 17hmr. Never got the fox to stop or come back in and I wasn't about to make a 200yd running shot on a fox with an HMR. After that we crossed the field and into the small woods by the creek and I caught eyes up in the tree which is what we went for so I set up the fox pro again hit raccoon distress and got him to poke his head out between a bunch of branches. couldn't get a good shot on him so I moved around trying to find a clear shot so I switched to raccoon fight and that got him to come out a bit more giving me shoulders on up to aim at with no branches in the way bang flop. Then we seen more eyes in the same tree but it wasn't having any part of us just took one peek and was done. Seen 2 more after that but couldn't get any shots by that time me and the "wife" were at each others throats fighting and yes I took the women I'm divorcing out hunting and gave her a loaded weapon we were trying to work things out again. I went dropped her off got into a huge argument then headed back out to the woods and headed right for the spot I shot the first coon. Didn't see eyes when first approached but I knew there was one in the area so I put the call down started the decoy up and hit coon distress.......3 minutes nothing shows so I hit coon fight and instantly another big male comes tearing around the back side of the tree and starts running down the tree I shot him bang flop coon number 2 for the night on the ground.

It was 65 today and forecast is calling or 12 on Thursday! I think mother nature is bi polar d**n. This warm snap is getting raccoons moving though nephew got 17 last night with a dog I'm bout to go out in a few minutes soon as I type this up I'm heading out to call them in since I don't have a dog for it.

That's a nice 11 point endless....... I missed the entire deer season this year but still have a roast or two from last year. Next year it's on though. I did see a monster 8pt last weekend though easy 140class which is alot for an 8pt I whipped the truck around to get a pic but he moved off the road into the field so I just glassed him with a cheap set of binos I keep in the truck. Gorgeous deer though he had 1 nice sized doe with him.

Some one fell threw about 10 miles from here on otter creek which was open water Saturday so I'm guessing they never checked and just seen ice and went. There fine they got out on there own from what I heard but it still came over the scanner. I was out on the ice yesterday when scouting some state land for coyote spots seen some guys on the ice so I went out to check how they were doing. I'm sure it will get cold again I was hoping for a steady winter I hate the roller coaster ones I mean just a few days ago we were single digits or low low teens now I was in a t shirt today 55 and supposed to get warmer by Saturday I'm still gonna go out calling in the AM with most the snow gone might get some faster responses to the call fox an coyotes dont like having to go threw all that snow for a meal or fight thats really me and my .243 waiting in the brush.

Well ain't that my luck I buy a bunch of ice fishing stuff and my snow camo ghili suit comes in the mail and 2 days later we hit 50 degrees all my snow is gone an what good ice we were getting is now no longer safe. I wish mother nature would make up her d**n mind it's screwin with my coyote and fox hunting and ice fishing.

I'm very anti doctor but im gonna go just cuz I'm sick of the pain it freaking hurts it feels like iv taken a punch to the gut and got the wind knocked out of me but im not short of breath. I feel like million bucks today been out scouting for some coyote hunting stands, checked the zero on my 243, went out on the ice to check with some pike fisherman on the conditions then took my boy squirrel hunting. But I will be going to the doctors to get it checked out

So iv been experiencing upper abdominal pain every now and then for a few months now usually at night just keeps me up curled up in bed in the fetal position. It started on the deployment so I chalked it up to some bad local food or they poisoned me at chow since it usually followed a ham steak dinner served by Muslims. Well it happened again tonight this time so bad I woke my mom and sister with my high velocity vomit smacking the toilet with the utmost authority. My sister made a comment that peaked me intrest she said she had the same "attacks" when she had her gall stones prior to her surgery to have her gallbladder removed. So after puking up my italian sausage and rice I had for dinner I did some quick research. Tender under right side of ribs CHECK, happens at night CHECK, vomiting CHECK CHECK AND CHECK THAT BOX, constipation triple CHECK that one to, headaches over eyes CHECK, pain radiating to my right shoulder CHECK Iv got like 90% of the symtoms of a gall bladder attack from gall stones. I'm hopping its all just coincidence I mean the flu is going around though I feel fine now that I just puked 7 times hungry but fine. Of all the hereditary problems I could have it's gonna start with this my gall bladder man I hope not I'll be ticked iv gone this long beating the odds of heart problems, diabetes, cancer, thyroid and what ever else everyone in my family has there all sickly besides me I swear if I didn't look I could be my fathers twin 20 years ago I'd say I was adopted. I'm hoping it's just maybe all been stress related I mean I'm under tons of stress iv started balding and iv got quite a bit of gray hair over the last year or so which is new no one on either side my family is or has ever been bald but I'm starting to get a receding hairline to go with my salt and pepper gray hair at 26. Guess I should probably make an appointment to see the doc he hasn't seen me in like 10 years anyways.

A small church in Slidell, Louisiana had a very attractive big-busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said.... Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday

A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" The man replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and golf."

I started mine today............divorce!

I'm not a duck hunter but I had 3 buffalo heads come in while I was coyote hunting next to the creek the other day. Don't know if they were just coming in for the heck of it or if they came to gray fox in distress lol.

Thanks guys Yeah this hurry up and wait crap I killing me lol nothing like sitting outside on your ruck waiting 5 hours to go manifest for a flight that'd leaving 4 hours after that lol.

Well got my DD214 I'll be home on my couch by 5am!!! Called the fishing hotline and the river behind my house is running steelhead and browns strong with chart. Egg patterns and dark wolly buggers so now to decided fish or coyote hunt.......I'm saying both! Troubles gonna be trying to get my son to go to school Thursday after pickin me up he already missed a day this week.

Normally I hate all things tat have to do with the holidays but this I like and am passing on Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor...In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.

Thanks guys, demob starts today now it's a week or so of hurry up and wait there saying should be home the 20th or 21st or 23rd worst case so I'm banking on 23rd so anything sooner is a bonus.

Wow thanks guys. Yup finally in 'Merica now laid over in Bangor Maine then onto Gulfport Mississippi where I'll be till next Friday at the latest then home to the kids and to face the whole divorce thing head on now. My boys are picking me up from the armory already have plans to take them to the aquarium and Noah my oldest is begging to go fox hunting so probably take him to the woods with my new caller see if I can't call him in a fox.

In Germany on my way home as I type this!!!!

Get the Benjamin .357 Rogue ePCP...... Don't mind the $1350 price tag that thing is saweeeet

I use my 17hmr mostly occasionally a .22 of some sort never used a pelletgun unless in my moms backyard growing up

A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on friday nights with his buddys just to get some relief. After he came home she'd start right in on him again. After several weeks went by, he came home early one friday night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was home early. He told her: "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight." His wife became furious and started to give him [beeep]. She said: "Just how could you do such a thing!?" He replied: "It was the hardest thing I ever done.... I had to fold with four aces."

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was terribly burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was to skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin . However the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor honor their secret. After all this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on ad on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice . She said, " Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss your cheek."