First off, I don’t think I’m cynical, i think I’m a realist, an honest one at that. And i don’t have the "life suck, then you die” mentality, like i said, I’m just trying to give another side's opinion and not so much colored bubbles and rainbows that a lot of these users bestow around these boards 24/7.
Look, let me clarify. the point that I’m taking is that i just don’t see how everyone around here is saying how awesome it is to get married when in fact i can point our probably hundreds of examples of these same members whining and moaning about the whole marriage/family stuff. And it's not like I’m making this stuff up either like some revolutionary thinker, these opinions have been around for aloonngggg time. What I’m trying to say is yes, it will suck. And yes, you probably will most likely be somewhat happier not getting married. And don’t put the whole "well if you aren’t married you will die alone and sad" b/s on me because it’s not like you can’t have relationships. Example, I’ve been dating the same girl for almost 5 years, she wants marriage. I do not. Why? Because like i said before you literally start to lose some of your "privileges”. You mean to tell me if your wife is home, just doing her wifey thing maybe folding some laundry, maybe making herself a SmartOnes because she thinks she’s fat or whatever and you are leaving work and your buddy calls you. "Hey man, we are hitting up this local bar tonight it’s going to be sick come along" you reply "Ok sounds like fun" ...you call your wife "honey I’m not coming home I’m hitting up a new bar with my friends" and you mean to tell me that in some MAGICAL WONDERLAND of having a wife that she isn’t going to either A.) Flip her **** to you over the phone or B.) Silently flip her **** and at some point in the next 3 days this is going to turn into an argument. Yea. It will. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a ******* liar. Know why? Because that's what happens. Come home one day with a mo-ped or a go kart that you bought with your own money because you wanted to? Forget it. Prepare for a ****-storm. Also. Why limit yourself to one ****** the rest of your life? You really think your sex drive (or hers for that matter) is going to last for a while? No. she will get sick of you, and you of her. Great. Now you cheat because she’s all used up. Great, then you get caught, bam. Divorce. Seriously did i really make up that statistic about the % of marriages ending in divorce? No. Seriously getting married is like betting someone half your money that you will love them forever, and guess what? It’s like a casino: the house always wins. Do yourself a favor, don’t get married, bang a lot of chicks, buy things you want, find friends and girlfriends that make you happy, and if they don’t? Move on. DO NOT get trapped in the false American idolization that marriage is freaking awesome. It's not.
Seacrest Out~
