Raider Nation Fisher

My phone fell out of my pocket today, while sitting in a chair. Hit the floor from 2 feet in the air and the screen completely shattered. Normally I would have been livid. However the new phone I ordered on Wednesday arrives tomorrow! Take that stupid phone!!! I finally outsmarted my phone! I think. Also. This makes 3 broken phones in the past 10 months. 1 dropped and landed precisely on the SIM slot. Probably couldn't do it again in a hundred years. The second was flung down a hall way and into a door frame during a fit of rage on horribly bad day. The screen completely exploded and the otterbox on said phone ripped apart. (That one cost me a lot to get replaced.) This one was being replaced because I wanted something newer. Granted the screen was already cracked from a fall it took climbing into my truck. However it was a small crack that never bothered me.

I tend to speak my mind without thinking a lot. Then again I also tend to speak my mind even after deciding it may infuriate someone. Its one of my less admirable traits. Had quite the verbal altercation with a strong willed five year old today too. He won the battle today, but the war is far from over. I swear my son is too smart for his own good. To answer your question few and far between.

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

He's the one holding a grudge for seven years. Granted I am still upset about the "stupid American" comment. I tend to think of myself as a Intelligent Southern American. Or high class electrician trash. Either way. I honestly only have to deal with him when my old lady is pregnant. Even then I dont have to deal with him.

Downloading it now. Now I just got to find his phone number.

German is not that difficult to speak and understand. Pronunciation is quite simple too. Reading it is pretty easy too. At least until they start making compounded words. Takes a few minutes to decipher those. It is a total pain trying to speak and pronounce the Asian languages. Two of my best friends in Auburn were Japanese exchange students. They taught me a ton of Japanese phrases and what have you. I can remember very few of them now. One of them I kept in touch with until about five years ago. Its expensive as all hell to call Japan. Apparently free mobile long distance doesn't cover calls to foreign countries.

Plus im allowed to embellish it a little.

I wish I could make this stuff up. However my stand up routine benefits greatly from this stuff.

Yes, it most certainly is.

I placed my order and requested 4 egg rolls with it. While reciting my order back to me. He said three egg lolls. I corrected him and said, "Uh no sir. Its 4 egg lolls." I immediately realized my mistake, as did he. Before I could correct myself or apologize he blurs out, "You no make fun of me in my shop stupid American." I tried apologizing but he was getting madder, and calling me a stupid American. Well I figure he is already mad. So I blurt out, "I no make fun of you in your city shop!" Oh boy that set him off. He is storming around yelling in sing song Chinese and throwing stuff. Me being the young man I was, continue egging him on. He comes flying out of the back swinging a soup ladle like a freaking sword. I ain't gonna lie. I booked it out the front door, before he could attack me with his ladel. I figured if he hit me with that dang thing it was gonna be all over. Cause then I would have to retaliate against him. And that wouldn't end well, for either of us. It was definitely a bad experience.

I just noticed where my phone put restraint instead of restraunt.

Apparently the Vietnamese man that owns a Chinese restraint in town still remembers me 7 years later. According to my pregnant wife they have the all time best egg lolls and chicken flied lice in town. Well I was banished from there 7 years ago for accidentally mocking him. A large argument ensued, and I may have kept using my remarkable accurate Chino American accent through out. He also may have run me out of the restraunt with a ladle. Well the SOB still remembers me. I stepped a foot inside the doorway and was ran out again. This fool is like the Chinese version of the Soup Nazi. Personally I hate their food and think it is disgusting. So im its really no loss to me not being able to patronize his crummy establishment. However my wife loves their food and wants take out from there. So I get to send my dad or mom in to pick her orders up for her.

Im only allowed to use the regular multi meter now. Anything above that is to be supplied by my employer. Same with all but the tools on out tool list. The contractor has to furnish our flash light batteries too.

Har Har. I own a Fluke multi meter, a Fluke megger, and a Fluke graphing multi meter. I used to have a Fluke process multi meter as well. That one had to be given back to a former employer. I also own a Ideal Amp Clamp that is retired now. It was the first meter I ever owned. Also us Sparkys get to terminate the wires too. Dumb Pipe Fighter!

Maybe we will get a girl the next go around. As of now my five year old and myself are going to track down some mossy oak onsies this weekend.

Thanks for ruining my stroller for me. I seriously just dropped 800 freaking dollars on that stupid thing Monday night. Only with a silver top instead of red. Then you go and post something like that! I will never be able to look at my gnarly stroller ever again.

Not sure yet. I like that though.

A boy! Im having another son! Good thing to. Cause I have no clue how to raise a girl. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Too small. Cool car though. I like it.

I want one

As I sit here enjoying my bout with food poisoning. I got to thinking what all did people use before toilet paper and the advent of the sears catalog? Did people use chamber pots for number two also? How the heck did people willingly use out houses when the outside temperature was in the negative numbers? Ive used plastic out houses when the temperature was in the teens and it was horrible. Now I have managed to find an account written by a man from the 1800s that claims a goose is the best thing to use as a bum wipe. Now im sorry but geese are mean. Im not about to try an catch one for that purpose. Which gets me to thinking. Maybe that is why geese are so dang mean. People caught wind of this article and thought it sounded like a good idea. The poor geese developed these wretched attitudes in response to being abused in this manner.

Freaking 60ft wave. They say this is a medium large wave. You know falling off that wave sucked.

After the first shot to the knee he wouldn't have gotten back up.

I think this sums up my world views then and now pretty well. And yes I do remember.

As an Auburn fan I have to say congrats FSU. Now at least we dont have to hear from or about FSU for another 10 years.