I hearby announce my candidacy for President Of the United States of America, AKA POTUS!
For my Vice President I nominate Slonezp.
For my Secretary of Defense I nominate Clayton86.
For my chief speach writer I nominate Long Mike. Cause I can't spell to save my life.
For my Secretary of State I nominate Rhino.
For my Secretary of Labor I nominate Jigfishin10.
For my Chief Yankee Liaison officer I nominate Deaknh03.
Other positions available just ask if your interested.
First off I promise a bass in every boat. A possom in every pot. Free bass tackle for all my loyal subjects. Uhh ... I mean my loyal constituents. Allow me to also say that, not only did I inhale, I smoked the whole dang tree! So much for that being an issue. I also pledge to donate my entire salary to conservation of our aquatic habitats. Why do I need trivial chump change, when I got access to the red button. I also will relocate the White House back to Alabama where it belongs. Its the Heart of Dixie and that's good enough for me. Let Congress keep that filthy city in D.C. I hereby promise to donate Congress' salaries to Conservation efforts as well. Let them argue with me on it. I will send them to my labor camps in Alaska. Uhhhh.... I mean my Happy Camps, yeah thats it, my Happy Camps in Alaska.
Get out there and roll that vote!!!! Remember Raider For President!!!
Any Questions?