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Raider Nation Fisher

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  1. Kinda like my own personal sub forum. Not a bad idea.
  2. Facebook recommended people I may know. Yay me! People i used to know but could care less about now. Still interesting to see what people I used to know now look like. Well, ol Facebook screwed the pooch on that one tonight. Who in the hell would I possibly know that lives in Abu Dhabi!?! Or in India, or for that matter in Kazakhstan!?! Either they ran out of people to recommend to me or they are just grasping at straws now. I mean its not even recommending people who know people I know. Well I'm going to attempt to converse with my new Kazakh friend and my new Abu Dhabi friend.
  3. Happy birthday!
  4. Wow I didn't realize my post was that long.
  5. So a few months back. While working a power house outage we were all called away from our work for a safety meeting. This was in addition to our usual weekly safety meeting. So we were a bit surprised when this announcement was made. Well the cram 120 of us into the room (we were safety meeting 1 of 4), and start their meeting. The topic was in regards to gloves. The high dollar, cut proof, and heat resistant gloves that they like for us to wear so much. An ironworker had had a small accident with a Metabo. (A 6in high speed right angle cut off grinder. Designed to cut pretty much any and all metal. They are extremely efficient at it as well.) Apparently he was not wearing one of his gloves, the grinder binder up and kicked back. It left two of his fingers hanging by skin, severing completely through the bone like it was butter, gashed two other fingers and split part of his hand open to the bone. It was obviously a quite messy accident. The point had been made though for us to wear our gloves and be mindful of what we are doing. Then the bone headed safety man opens his mouth. "If he had only been wearing his gloves....." Oh come on now! As I have already described. This tool is made and designed specifically for cutting metal! The RPMs are a decent amount higher than a typical angle grinder and the wheels are a lot stronger and cut ALOT better than regular cut off wheels. Who the hell is he trying to kid. Anyway, from out of the back of the room a boilermaker shouts out. "Yeah he would have had a hell of a time removing his severed fingers from his ripped up gloves!" Well ol safety man turns dang near purple and sputters out "Well we will never know now will we!?!" To which the hidden boiler maker replies, "Naw we all already know what would happen. He would have still almost cut his fingers off. Them gloves ain't a magical fix all to protect everything. They serve a purpose which is to protect from heat and minor cuts. Not to protect from a cut off wheel. But if it makes you sleep better at night. Then just believe that these magic gloves will make everyone completely safe."I have edited the language for this site.) Never have I seen anyone as angry as this safety man was. I swear he would have fired the lot of us just to be rid of the worlds only intelligent boilermaker. After more dressing down about our wonderful gloves. (which I might add are extremely comfortable and VERY electrician friendly. I kinda wish my current contractor would buy us some) We were gruffly told to return to work and be safe. We were also informed that they would not be feeding us our hotdogs and chips Wednesday of that week, because the accident had resulted in a loss of time recordable.
  6. First and for most let me express that I absolutely love band saws. Particularly porta bands, AKA a portable band saw that is hand held. They are one of the most versatile and useful power tools we use. Now for me getting lucky. I had changed the blade out on one of our 28V Milwaukee saws and was trying to determine if the trigger lock was on or not. This is after I reinstalled the battery. Completely not thinking about the fact I was holding the bottom of said saw I goosed the trigger a little. Once my finger hit the trigger my brain kicked back on, and I realized what I was doing before I did it. I yanked my hand away just in the nick of time. Freaking saw did manage to catch my glove though tight at the base of my index finger and palm. It put a two inch gash through my high dexterity ,"amazing", "cut proof" Kevlar glove. That we are supposed to wear so we don't get cut. I swear it scared the crap out of me. Apparently complacency can lead to carelessness. Or just not thinking about the task you are doing can lead to carelessness.
  7. Won't be allowed in a long time either. Unless of course both chicks are hot. That was so far and away from even being close to PC. I am ashamed of myself For that comment. I am completely ashamed of myself.
  8. So you picture me as a 40ish to 50ish redneck? I'm 30 years old. At least stay within the age group. However, you have now confirmed you dream of old redneck men. I dare say I'm kinda disturbed by this. I would expect better from you. What's even more disturbing your dreaming of me and a Chicago boy as old redneck men. Though he is a bit more in that age range. You should be ashamed of your self.
  9. He will shake gray hairs at you, and hack on you.
  10. I could see the all time classic Gnarkill song, Pantyhose Pornshop, working very well as intro music.
  11. Excelllent! I am too. I think it would be very interesting. Full of mystique and intrigue. I would be willing to do a David Letterman style show. I think it would be quite fun. My only demand is that Slonezp and Tipptruck have to be on there with me. Ratings will sky rocket.
  12. But I'm greedy. And care about the working man and woman. See I was even PC in that statement.
  13. That would be Sand Mountain Alabama you are thinking of. My family immigrated here from Pennsylvania, Michigan, and New Jersey. At least my dad and all my grandparents did.
  14. I like how you think. You keep things in perspective. Especially since I have rekindled my passion for catching green fish again.
  15. I honestly have no clue. I think its like a sheet or something.
  16. I was gonna go with the tragic accident excuse. Either that or, I find sitting behind a desk to be insanely boring.However, I'm really liking South FLA's idea as of now. It made me laugh out loud when I read it.
  17. I like that. That is perfect.
  18. I speak with a British accent when I'm in Massachusetts. They bought it today. They may try an disprove me tomorrow. Especially after I told the Missouri State grad (one of the project managers) that my acceptance letter was worth ten of his degrees. Good thing I'm good at physics and possess a strong knowledge of electricity. Its all in fun though, its all just playful. I ain't about to start a fight with my contractor on my current job. Yet.
  19. I need to come clean about something. Ya see my online persona differs slightly from the real me. Yes, I do live in the lovely state of Alabama. Yes, I am also a journeyman electrician. However, there is more to the story. I am not lacking a higher education. Here is the bombshell.... I not only graduated from, but also earned my Masters degree from MIT, in nuclear physics. I was in the top three of my class and was granted a full academic scholarship. My honors and awards were/are numerous in both academia and in the field. In closing I would like to say GO Beavers!!! Also, people in Cambridge talk weird as all hell. At least this is what I have my current Forman and two project managers believing as of today.
  20. India Bravo Tango Lima. I missed it! Damnit! Can I troll the kid for ya?
  21. That is awesome!!! Hells yeah!
  22. Awwwww. Playing that game. Well then. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.
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