Raider Nation Fisher

The two that Sir Snook said are supposed to be amazing.

Screw that. Nope. Seeing as its not supernatural so to speak. Get on some camo and get on the roof. Bring a large caliber rifle. (You ain't hunting deer) throw a couple Slim Jim's out and wait. Once the Sasquatch pops out put a round through its vitals. Problem solved. Mount the thing and put a Slim Jim in its hand. Wa Lah now you have a new decoration. But Raider, a large caliber rifle won't be large enough. You might say. A .338 Lapua Magnum or a .50BMG kills EVERYTHING that walks on two or four legs. Even if its wearing armor. Hell, I'll drive over there and pop the dang thing for ya, if you let me keep it. Would make a lovely conversation piece by my fire place.

Tsk tsk. That's not legal up there yet.

Welcome to my world.

Well, I know what's going on my door now.

If they can remove the lag bolts and lift the safe out then more power to them. It took 8 men to move that safe into my apartment. It took four jacks to raise it up to get the 8inch lag bolts into the wood. Again if they can get that done in the 6 to 10 minutes it will take for police to respond to my alarm I will give them the guns. However, if myself or my wife were to be home. I guarantee they will never be seen or heard from again. Just cause my trucks gone, does not mean myself or my wife is gone. You don't mess with a southern girl that can shoot like she can. She is surgical with a 9mm, even under stress. There's lots of woods and mineshafts around here that no one goes in or around. There are reasons for that. There is also one hell of a pit bull living in the house right now too. We are fostering her right now. She loves to lock and shake, and won't let go until something breaks.

According to my cousin in law. Apparently your not supposed to hang blue or pink baby ribbons on your doors now. It makes you a target for baby thief's. She was very serious when she told us this. Uhhhh. I'm not sure I really need to worry about this too much. The freaking welcome mat states in plain terms, "Guns don't kill people. I Do!". I think that's pretty obvious that a gun(s) live in my house. Just in case I've loaded down a drum with 7.62 armor piercers. I also loaded a drum with 12guage buck shot for my newest shotgun. Homie don't play that game. I've even moved in some duck tape and my smallest chainsaw in case they really wanna try their luck. Bring it on baby snatchers..... Raider is waiting for ya.....

No comment at this time. My Press Secretary has advised me against it.

Try caffeine. It puts some people to sleep. I'm most likely not allowed to name my other suggestion. However, it is a plant. Its extremely popular in California and Colorado....

Sounds like his knife ain't the sharpest tool in the shed either. I worked with a guy we called "Nub". He was lowering a pipe into place with a come along. Something slipped in the come along and two of his fingers got caught in the chain. Chain shot up and ripped the top two knuckles off those two fingers. Nasty bugger liked to tap you on the shoulder with his stumps.

Your landlord sounds like a bloody genius. Tell him I have some special lamps(light bulbs) that will make all the 110volt fixtures in the house run off 120volts. This will make all the lights burn more efficiently and save him lots of money. I smell a freaking gold mine to be made off this fella. Oh, and unless he rigged the thermostat some kinda way. I've never heard of that either. Let Slonezp be your guide. I just supply power to the units. I just chimed in cause it sounds like your landlord is a gullible idiot that I could make money off of. Hell, I will even discount some special volt insulating wire termination devices. They greatly improve the quality and integrity of the homes electrical system. OK I'm done.

Yeah that was Joey Jordison the drummer from slipknot.

One of my favorites. I love how he mocks all the rap videos.

That's funny right there.

Drive down here and you can have mine. The computer it was connected too met an untimely demise when we were moving. I got mad at it and put an ax through it and the monitor. The printer however is fine. You are more than welcome to it. Its only 3 years old and had one ink cartridge put through it.

A decent amount of them are. Especially when they have had an overly emotional weekend.... I'll bet you did. Now to paraphrase Tipptruck from yesterday. I got to go back to being extremely egotistical now. If y'all need me I will be flexing my arms and staring into the mirror. That always makes me feel happy.

Naw. Its a leather case that holds three 1 pint flask. It also has slots for four stainless shot glasses. As well as other bar type tools and things. Its really quite cool. It was my grandfather's from back in the 1950s I believe.

Well thanks Teal. Now I just teared up. I hope your happy. Posting heart breaking stuff like that on here. Since I'm feeling all emotional now. That's so cool what you did for that young man. That may be the most selfless nice thing I have read on this site since I've been here. You sir have made a huge difference in that young mans life. Now I'm gonna go have me a cry.....

My five year old loves this song.

To all you fathers out there. What did you get for fathers day? I got a Raiders baby wipe case. To go with my Raiders diaper bag. I also got to bring my 3 day old son home from the hospital. How bout y'all? To all you sons out there. What did you give your dad for fathers day? I gave mine a fifth of Crown Royal Black to stock his travel bar.

In keeping with tradition and logging the first song a baby hears when it leaves the hospital. My just released sons first song was was, Aww Naw, Nappy Roots featuring POD. That's right daddy won this one. Nappy Roots Feat P.O.D. - Aw Naw rock remix:

Filthy! Oh hell I love it. That's hysterical!

It works. At least it does until you turn it off.

Deer Hunter 2014. Game of War: Fire Age. That one has been killing the hell out of my battery. Minecraft PE. That's a huge time waster and battery killer for me.

I'm working on that right now.