Tipptruck has laid claim to the She Beast. However, I will sell you my brother in law. He knows almost as much if not near as much as his wife. Again just ask him and he will tell ya. He would make a very good bean poll or stick. Boy ain't but 5ft4in and 120 lbs soaking wet. Tie a string to him and use him as a kite in a good stiff breeze.
I will sell you the Amazing Human Twig, for the low price of two ice cubes, a piccolo, and some zoysia grass.