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Little kitten, little cat,
sitting on my welcome mat,
picked him up he started to purr,
then I shaved off all his fur.
Little mouse little feet,
sitting on my toilet seat,
pushed him in, flushed him down,
watched the mousey spin around.
Birdy birdy in the snow,
broken wing broken toe,
nursed him well with bits of bread,
then he pooped upon my head.
Here I sit, broken hearted,
came to poop but only farted,
little later took a chance,
went to fart and pooped my pants.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and I love all of you.
Thank you all! You have been a wonderful audience!