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Raider Nation Fisher

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  1. It means he beat her black and blue and swolled her eyes shut. Very Draconian if I do say so myself
  2. Now that there is funny.
  3. Aye, I can help ye there. Why do the Scott's put there trash out in clear bags? So the British can window shop. Why are Scottish Churches all round? So no one can hide in the corner during collection. Why did the Scotsman marry a woman born on February 29? So he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years. What's the difference between a tightrope and a Scotsman? A tightrope sometimes gives. How was the Grand Canyon created? I Scotsman dropped a penny in a crack somewhere in Arizona. Yup, and I am Scottish, got our own clan and everything. We got Tartans, Crests, and our own animal even.
  4. I'd go with a certain carpet walker at work.
  5. Only if I get backne. And even then its usually my sister in law that does it for me.
  6. Naw you aint gotta worry bout dem Dere gators down heya boy. They putty much leave dem dere frogs alone. Now friendly furry forest animals an fish on tha otha hand, dem dere gators eat em right up. I tell ya what.
  7. Couldn't agree more. As an International mutt, I kind of enjoy the various attributes it has gifted me with me. Also I forgot I got Spanish too. I dare say its nice not having to lay out to get a tan. I stay bronze year long. The Spanish ancestry was always cool to me, because they were known as the Black Irish. Basically they were the survivors of the Spanish Armada that integrated into the Irish Society. I've always been fascinated by family history.
  8. A Preacher, a Priest, and a Rabbi walked into a bar. But I ducked.
  9. French eh? I got nothing. Well Frenchie, I'm a Scot, Kraut (German), Hunky (Ukrainian).
  10. That was funny. Too bad we can't stay baby. LOL I agree whole heartedly with that statement.
  11. I dont respond well to texts or phone calls after 9pm. It dang sure better not be work calling that late. As far as taking someone else's shift, currently I'm all about it. I'm on track to work my 6th straight 28 or 30 hour week. Thanks to the freaking carpet walkers in the office I have now used all my vacation time so I might be able to go to the road trip for a day. Woo freaking hoo. Ive been hearing for two months that works gonna pick up and ain't seen it yet. It might be time to go back to traveling.
  12. Why yes actually.
  13. My wife laughs at me over that stuff too. Demons and what not are definitely on top of my freakout list. If I can't stab it, cut it, or shoot it I don't want it near me.
  14. That image is fricking awesome. It's just houses where the bodyless dead gather that creep me out. That and the fact that everyone of the haints is apparently related to my wifes family.
  15. Until they (the NFL) go back to playing the game the way it is meant to be played I refuse to buy their tickets for games. Plus with UCONN out of the tourney what's the point in watching the NCAA tourney?
  16. Cash for Clunkers happened. My buddies at the car lot were telling me about it a few months ago. They were saying that after that whole thing went down decent used cars for cheap went bye bye. On a side note a guy at the apartments a few miles away from me he has a 1989 Ford Crown Victoria in lime green with 28s on it for 4500. Your kid would be the talk of the school.
  17. ROFLMAO!! That is absolutely hysterical!
  18. There are better things to give your wife to put em in a good mood. Least it works with mine anyway. Fishing agreement nothing. After what I'm putting into my boat to get it ready. I'm gonna have to sign a boat agreement.
  19. That was the only horror movie I could watch when I was little. Now Freddy scared the mess out of me. Once I got older though I found the Freddy movies to be quite humerous. That wretched little Chucky doll though. That thing still creeps me out.
  20. Karma nothing. I'm prophesiesing, for when Seymour breaks through the Broncos line and tears Mannings head off. Manning is a fine qb, but he was dang near knocked out of the league. Honestly, I wish no harm on Manning, I've enjoyed watching him play since college. Raider Nation til I Die!
  21. So whos your favorite one? I gotta go with Ghost Face, Pinhead, and Jason. Im not sure that Pin Head counts, but he was still gnardog in the HellRaiser movies.
  22. Well seeing as how my Huskies are out. I guess I'll say go NC State.
  23. Been laying around the house watching tv today. I don't have work til tonight so its something to kill time. Yeah I could work on my boat, but I dobt wanna start something and then have to stop in the middle of it. Anyway, I've been watching a bunch of shows on hauntings and what have you. I must say all these home owners are braver than me. I'm sorry but wierd stuff starts happening in my house I'm gone. The wife can stay, but you won't see me within a mile of the place. This one I'm watching now, the girl is getting physically scratched by something. Like scratched and bleeding. Yet they continue to stay there. Unghuh. Nope. Not no way. Olympic sprinters wouldn't be able to catch me. I've seen some wierd stuff in my time, but that takes the cake right there.
  24. Let them have Manning. He wont last through his first game against the Raiders. He'll be on the IR after the first sack. Ol Elway will be gone by the end of the season as well. Raider Nation Til I Die!
  25. Never did the military thing. However, after a particularly rowdy night down in Auburn. I got to do the all time worst. It was, lift them now drop them. Bend over spread em and give two good coughs. It was a pretty rotten experience. Especially seeing as how there were eight of us being made to do this at there same time.
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