Aye, I can help ye there.
Why do the Scott's put there trash out in clear bags?
So the British can window shop.
Why are Scottish Churches all round?
So no one can hide in the corner during collection.
Why did the Scotsman marry a woman born on February 29?
So he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years.
What's the difference between a tightrope and a Scotsman?
A tightrope sometimes gives.
How was the Grand Canyon created?
I Scotsman dropped a penny in a crack somewhere in Arizona.
Yup, and I am Scottish, got our own clan and everything. We got Tartans, Crests, and our own animal even.